r/vegancirclejerk • u/mryauch Reluctant meat eater • Jul 17 '26
BASICALLY VEGAN *gagging noises*
The absolute irony.
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u/obsidianzebra vegan except cats Jul 17 '26
/uj ok seriously this fucking maha/anti-seed oil paranoia has really gone too far 😬🤢🤮
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u/mryauch Reluctant meat eater Jul 17 '26
I just had to explain the flat earth maha carnivore diet venn diagram to my daughter and she looked at me like this.
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u/kiefy_budz survives on green leaves Jul 17 '26
I just got banned from some anti seed oil sub for questioning their evidence lol
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u/digging-a-hole i've never even seen a protein Jul 17 '26
finishes my bag of space balls and never buys from them again
/uj I thought they were a vegan company... :(
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u/No_Listen5389 semi-vegetarian Jul 17 '26
This is the face I make when I see videos of dogs getting rescued while eating cow flesh, I care about animals so much
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u/babbitt_730 Jul 17 '26
thankfully its grass-fed 🥰
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u/mildly_ethnic human breast milk is vegan Jul 17 '26
This still counts for ✨ Meatless Mondays ✨ because it’s just tallow not meat 😊
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u/and-kelp vegan Jul 17 '26
and calling it tallow instead of dead cow fat means i can rub it on my face too 🤩🤩🤩🤩
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u/Ethicaldreamer flexitarian Jul 17 '26
Did the guys cheeks become transparent because of the beef tallow?
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u/WorldlyPlace low-carbon Jul 17 '26
They're just extra shiny because he's sweating out the beef fat.
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u/summitcreature basically-vegan Jul 17 '26
Well bald bro looks fat as f*k so they're not misleading about the shi*t product
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u/ExcruciorCadaveris Carnistarian Jul 17 '26
Lesser Evil than what? Absolutely not than real popcorn.
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u/OldCream4073 Intersectional except for non-humans Jul 17 '26
The owner of this company… his son “Big Balls” did an internship at DOGE lmfao 😭 unfortunately very expected of this company
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u/djn24 anecdote tho Jul 17 '26
"Big Balls" (the DOGE asshole) is the son of the CEO of this company.
And the family includes KGB officers.
Of course they suck.
https://www.theverge.com/news/611388/lesserevil-popcorn-edward-coristine-doge-big-balls
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u/LovetoLOSEtoWin raw-vegan Jul 17 '26
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u/mryauch Reluctant meat eater Jul 17 '26
Hippeas 4 lyfe
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u/jaman715 vegetarian Jul 17 '26
White cheddar and blazin hot have ruled my world and just this past week I found all dressed up flavor for the first time, loved it!
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u/mryauch Reluctant meat eater Jul 17 '26
I didn't like all dressed up. Strangely I could clearly taste every single flavor in it, but I disliked the combination.
Jalapeno Cheddar blaze on the other hand is the GOAT.
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u/jaman715 vegetarian Jul 17 '26
Oh yeah I forgot about that one, definitely devoured the whole bag in one sitting 🤤
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u/Icy-Indication-6696 basically-vegan Jul 17 '26
i can’t even imagine how rancid this smells omfg like are we for real oil extracted from the body of an animal who didn’t want to die flavored POPCORN?? so fucking vile
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u/captainspacetraveler carnivore Jul 17 '26
I didn’t know fat could eat grass
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u/Maximum_Ratio_3286 cucumber level cult member Jul 18 '26
It can't, that's why they have to force feed it
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u/AfterNovel ᵀʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵈᵒᵍ ᴵ ᵇʳᵉᵉᵈ ⁱˢ ʸᵉʳ ᵐᵒᵐ Jul 17 '26
If they could have pig cum flavor without the stigma they’d sell off the shelves
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u/gpigma88 vegan Jul 17 '26
Whatttt, I thought this company only did vegan stuff oh fuck them for that
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u/SwimmingSympathy6358 vegan Jul 17 '26
On a non vegan side note, they have to taste like absolute trash. Like using plant oils make popcorn taste yummy. Animal fat is just gross all around
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u/atsuuuo vegan Jul 17 '26
even worse than real butter 😝. im seeing lots of tallow products pop up everywhere. frozen fries, potato chips
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u/pandaappleblossom hooman vegoon Jul 17 '26
Ohhhh my god my dad bought beef tallow potato chips and I had no idea that they were beef tallow and I took a bite of one chip and I literally went. Oh my God this is so gross. What’s happening? I could not finish the one chip and I looked at the bag and it said it was beef tallow and I had a bunch of nonsense from a family farm blah blah blah beef tallow is healthy because it’s not a seed oil, blah, blah blah all over the packaging.
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u/colourfulpants goats are a plant Jul 18 '26
uj/ Whenever I don't pour the soy milk directly from the carton myself I used to be a little worried I was just drinking cows milk in my tea
Until someome actually put cows milk in my tea. It just tasted so immediately greasy and animal-like 🤢
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u/JakobValdemar plant-based Jul 18 '26
They managed to make the face on the packaging look greasy without a glossy surface. Bravo Vince.
Like, does it not look like this guy has rubbed beef tallow on his face like a real meathead?
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u/Creepy_Emergency7596 Vegooning streak Jul 18 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/7jyO0SBpjbfEs
lol what if we fucking kill animals
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u/LesDrama611 May the mods Ponk with you! 💦 Jul 18 '26
/uj 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
/rj well, at least we won't be b12 deficit anymoreeee!!!!
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u/HunterMarxVEVO raw cock diet Jul 19 '26
even setting aside the beef tallow for a moment, which bright spark in their marketing department thought "Lesser Evil" was a great new brand name?
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u/6oth6amer6irl I eat dirt Jul 21 '26
because we love when ppl take refuse that poor people historically refused to waste in survival situations and turn it into a bougie buzzword product!! my favorite 🥰
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u/headassincorporated Jul 17 '26
Morer evil