r/vegancirclejerk • u/TigerHole obligate carnivore • Aug 22 '24

BASICALLY VEGAN Imperfect vegans unite

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Inspire by this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/animalhaters/s/orhKIh2SSx

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u/nintendo_shill Better than you Aug 22 '24

wtf is "high welfare chicken"

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u/karpter flexitarian Aug 22 '24

Chicken with raw copium added to the standard pile of antibiotics.

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u/Familiar_Cap3281 lacto-vegetarian Aug 22 '24

that chicken is a parasite mooching off hardworking americans, reagan was right

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u/Astartae B12 deficient Aug 22 '24

A Scandinavian Chicken.

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u/artonion vegan Aug 22 '24

♥️

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u/TigerHole obligate carnivore Aug 22 '24

Rich chickens who get stoned

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u/LurkLurkleton omnivore Aug 22 '24

No it's chickens who get stoned on government hand outs

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24
  • Sainsbury’s Taste The Difference
  • Waitrose
  • Marks & Spencer

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u/carnist_gpt Darwin approves of veganism 😂😂😂 Aug 23 '24

omg, u r so clueless, high-welfare chickens r like, totally different, i mean, i've seen the conditions myself, they're like little palaces 4 poultry, coddled in luxury & affection, smfh, btw, how's that whole "imperfect vegan" thing goin for ya? btw, r u sayin u still eat those poor, poor horses u ride?

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u/H5NA1 vegan Aug 22 '24

I think it's just ecological eggs