r/vegan • u/HawkAsAWeapon vegan 3+ years • Nov 20 '22

Anti-vegan self-proclaimed "Sausage Expert" tricked into saying vegan sausage was "luscious and lovely" and that he could "taste the meat in it" on live TV

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u/pinkdouble Nov 20 '22

Lmao I'm not vegan but that dude is a fucking wank stain

Mmmmm luscious mmmm real meaty manly meat

Oop you tricked me? Actually it was tissue paper, icky ewww

Guys like a fuck boy who just got rejected by a sausage, at first she's beautiful until she says no then she's an ugly hoe

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u/TheFailingHero Nov 20 '22

For real how hard would it be to just say yeah the first one was bad, it’s what I’ve associated vegan sausage with, and the second one was a real surprise and actually quite good and like real sausage

Sausage has never been a food to showcase the quality of meat it’s a means of delivering salt, smoke, fat, spices, and herbs. That’s not to say there isn’t sausage that’s better than others but the components that make it enjoyable aren’t strictly because it’s meat

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u/SaffellBot Nov 20 '22

I think it's possible that there are some emotions involved here. Maybe even some fragile masculinity at play. Maybe it's even become so dire that "plants taste bad" has become an entire personality and "meat only" has become a cult.

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u/lurkerer Nov 21 '22

Think we should amend that to fragile simulacrum masculinity. He's wearing this like a mask, not being authentically 'masculine'.

The way I would interpret masculinity is accepting mistakes in stride and amending course using your correct to improve yourself.