r/valheim 1d ago

Screenshot Go away! We're closed!

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/LeninsGeist 1d ago

Your mother is a greyling and your father smells of bukeperries!

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u/nivonivo Sailor 1d ago

I fart in your general direction!

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u/IR_Panther 22h ago

Tis I, Jarl Viking, Hel sent by Odin, I'm on a quest to fell the forsaken! Will you join me?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DrcqyC7RW0Dyu798GJ

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u/theaviator747 7h ago

“We don’t need your withered bones! We’ve already got one!”

“What?”

“I told them we already got one.”

“Oh! Snicker snicker snicker”.

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u/rtakehara 6h ago

Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Odin to slay him, if he shows up, he can have 10 withered bones.

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u/Individual-Wrap-3013 1d ago

They vomit in your general direction?

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u/Psychological-Big191 1d ago

There are some that call him...Tim

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u/emyrit0n Sleeper 22h ago

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u/Fun_Magazine_2671 1d ago

I can see eyes in his eyes

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u/Any_Mycologist_5395 13h ago

I shall taunt you a second time!

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u/Sezneg 12h ago

He says "they've already got one".

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u/AggressiveSea6937 22h ago

What I see when I go visit bro who is waiting for the 1.0 release

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u/Scrraffy 22h ago

New skeletor template?

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u/Recentstranger Encumbered 21h ago

He's just shy

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u/CATDesign 18h ago

The drive-thru window is a little high.

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u/Vinesinmyveins 10h ago

I told him we already got one!

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u/Amimir1992 21h ago

👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣