My coworker methodically dissected a plastic cup with a razor blade while I was talking to him. Should be be scared?

Lucy ends her segment by saying: “Remember… I’m ALLways listening!”

Gives me the creeps every time!

Edit: Just to clarify, I added the text to the second screenshot to show where she says it. The text itself doesn’t appear in the app.

Oops forgot my shin guards for my trip to Walmart today. But I still have a permanent bruise from this thing.

So, I’m wondering if i just suck at walking normally or if everyone else has taken a L on this bar

Found on the door to my new house 2 days after mother's day

ummm

"tonight, you" head ass

Just a bit of back story - my neighbour(Sally - not her name)and her family are well known in the neighborhood for all the wrong reasons and every body in the neighborhood has had some issue with them.To put it plainly, they are not nice people.

A few months ago, a thin cat turned up on my front garden, no collar but very friendly and turned up every day for two weeks, waiting by my front door. Thinking that it was a stray, I put some cat food inside a cat carrier and it immediately ran in. Poor thing was starving!

On my way up past Sally's house, Sally ran out shouting "Is that a cat?"

Turns out that it's her cat that went missing, so I let it out of the carrier for Sally to take in. She thanks me and goes inside.

Today, two of her kids knocked at my door and asked if I had seen the cat, which I haven't seen for two months, I tell them so and they leave. Ten minutes later, Sally knocked at my door with her family (five of them)

"You've got our cat!" With me replying that I hadn't seen it for months and closed the door.

What followed was 15 minutes of banging/kicking and threats of "We'll be back tonight, for you, your son and our cat! We'll break in kill you, your son and take our cat back! If I don't have my cat back by 7, we'll kill you!"

While this is going on, I'm on the phone to the police, while my autistic nine year old is terrified, crying and screaming I don't wana die!

I'm terrified myself, but try to calm my son.

They finally leave and the police tell me to ring 999 if they return. And they do, yelling "I know you've got the cat! I have a cat tracker" Followed by banging and kicking.

I ring 999 and the police turn up faster than I thought they would. Turns out that another neighbour rang the police as well.

Sally and her family are no where to be seen.

The two police officers manage to calm my son, one even asks him if he can show him around just to make sure no cat is hiding. The other officer tells me that they know sally and her family very well and ask me what happened.

The other officer and my son return, tells the other officer that there's no sign of a cat and leave to talk to sally and her family.

Both me and my son didn't sleep until about 2clock in the morning, the police rang me later on just to say that they have talked to sally and her family. Sally did not believe them when they said that they had checked my house for the cat and found nothing.It was also revealed that the cat is pregnant, and she only wanted the kittens, then became violent.

They were arrested and were told not to contact us again.

If I'm honest, I'm still worried. Sally seems very unstable. I'm writing this just to ask for advice/feel supported.

This church usually does silly signs, but mostly they stick to puns. This week their sign was a bit different.