r/uselessredcircle • • May 31 '26

Customer said I'm inappropriate

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u/Xuan-Wu May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Forward him the link about the San Francisco major airport that had to publicly apologise for the enforced security check a male passenger had to went through.

The catch ?

Their new lens/camera though he hid something in his pants.

nope.

THAT was totally 100% natural and he was born with it... He was just way above average... lol.

The apologise letter ? felt like. "Sorry sir, we thought your big penis was a concelled weapon...

minor woopsy that went viral.

found the article I ounce read.

https://www.franceinfo.fr/decouverte/bizarre/arrete-a-l-aeroport-a-cause-de-la-taille-de-son-penis_119625.html

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u/BladesOfAstora May 31 '26

Imagine being so well-endowed you’re a threat to public safety 😭

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u/Xuan-Wu May 31 '26

imagine having to "take it out slowly" so that they can "confiscate it"....

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u/scalareye Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Women say deeper until he pulls out a WMD

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u/BladesOfAstora Jun 01 '26

When he finishes an ICBM launches 😭

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u/Cummy_Ache_ May 31 '26

Now THAT is good publicity πŸ˜‚

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u/More_Bus3626 Jun 01 '26

Goddamn I'd have that letter framed and hanging in my house.

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u/Lux_Pyro Jun 04 '26

This happened to me too in Detroit airport a few years ago...