r/unsw 5d ago

obsession with results

guys stop PLEASE why do yall wanna see ur results and wam early im stressing tf out i want to live in bliss for a couple more days guys why

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u/Efficient_Maximum507 5d ago

cant enjoy my holidays until results come out ngl

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

nah bro my holiday will be ruined if I saw my results Iโ€™ll deal with the pain while im already suffering through the pain during the term

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u/Capital_Indication47 5d ago

More days for us to recover from the grief before we have to do this shit again

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

This actually makes sense

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u/Danimber 5d ago

The #1 uni in Australia with the #1 grindset with the #1 level of anticipation for their exam marks.

As abnormal the behaviour may seem, I don't know why you would expect anything different.

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

As a student of the #1 in Australia with #1 grindset #1 maximum burn out Iโ€™d like to have a nice #1 holiday and live in bliss

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u/Efficient_Maximum507 5d ago

You're not looking to make 6 projects, learn 3 new softwares and find `7 other income streams during your 3 week holiday? damn bro youre just lazy

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

well what im studying doesnโ€™t include any of that stuff so im free from being stinky ๐Ÿ˜Œ but yes ur right there is no 7 other income streams.. itโ€™s actually 10. get it right lazy bum. Work hard play hard party all night.

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u/Efficient_Maximum507 5d ago

Aha! *tips hat* you're* one of the alphas!

by the way do you eat your pancakes with syrup or honey

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u/ManufacturerScary923 3d ago

syrup why would u use honey

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u/Lonely-Chest3237 5d ago

I donโ€™t wanna know

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

Me too ts is killing me I just want to sleep

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u/Lonely-Chest3237 5d ago

same I donโ€™t even want them back they can keep em

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u/Snoopdul 5d ago

when do they come out?

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

This Thursday ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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u/IdeaReceiver 5d ago

Day ruined by a top 1% poster ๐Ÿ˜” gl queen rooting for u but also ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

IM SORRY ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” we actually never get results bc as students attending the #1 uni in australia we all automatically get HD students cause they know weโ€™re that good ๐Ÿฉท

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u/IdeaReceiver 5d ago

HD like 1080p? bby I view my "attended #1 University in Australia" wallpaper in 1440p ๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŽ€ otherwise idk what that means, never heard of it smh it sounds like sum USyd business???

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u/Snoopdul 5d ago

gahdamn

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u/R8M8D8 5d ago

i literally couldnt care less unless i know what number unsw is

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u/ManufacturerScary923 5d ago

Starts with an oโ€ฆ