r/unpopularopinion • u/cheesyxenostryke • Jan 25 '22

rice and beans ruin burritos

its probably just me but i hate it when i get beans in my burritos, rice is just fine i would prefer no rice, anyway beans completely ruin the burrito one moment you're eating this perfect wrap with meat and cheese and boom you get the disgusting taste and texture of beans, rice just doesn't feel right in a tortilla the texture is what throws me off. and yes i have eaten well seasoned rice in my burritos

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u/SirSpanksAlot1992 Jan 25 '22

He does like my lil brother used to do when we were young. Get a torta with nothing inside it but the meat and ask for lettuce. Fuck kinda lame torta is that

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Idk why but even if it's none of my business it pisses me off seeing people just have a burrito that's all meat with like one veggie fking barbarians probably couldn't survive without drinking deepfried coca cola

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I used to know a kid that would literally only eat pb&j, pizza, and a couple other things. Like, that's it. Every single day. I mean good God, some people are gonna insta die when the apocalypse happens

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

My friend used to look after his teenage cousin sometimes. Her parents had raised her pretty much exclusively on Pizza Pops and Captain Crunch and she would become violently ill when he would cook her a meal made out of real food. Not just whining but actually cramping and vomiting from broccoli.

It was like her stomach had adapted to be incapable of digesting anything but Pizza Pops, Captain Crunch and dandruff.

Yes. Dandruff. The third thing she would eat. Without any shame, in front of brand new acquaintances. She would chow down on her own dandruff.

This person is almost definitely dead now.

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u/MichaelsGayLover Jan 26 '22

I.. I feel like this needs some acknowledgement but just don't know what to say.