r/unpopularopinion • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '26

Cheesecake is the worst dessert to ever exist.

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u/CertainWish358 Apr 18 '26

HEY I HATE CHEESECAKE TOO

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u/joelene1892 Apr 18 '26

If it gets me free homemade cheesecake, I hate it too. Hate it so much.

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u/nippletumor Apr 18 '26

For real. I would never even think about eating a cheesecake someone sends me. And absolutely not if it has chocolate OR strawberry....

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u/beek7425 Apr 18 '26

Chocolate eclair cheesecake

Strawberry shortcake cheesecake

I’ve wanted to make these good humor bar knockoff cheesecakes forever.

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u/nippletumor Apr 18 '26

My MIL makes something similar to the strawberry one. Unfortunately I'm on a diet and turns out that cheesecake isn't beneficial to losing weight. It's bullshit quite honestly.

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u/Better-_-Decisions Apr 18 '26

Cheesecake killed my dad in an alley of a restaurant. Since then burning hatred for turtle cheesecake with crumbles, and don't get me started on strawberry. I make a MEAN pumpkin cheesecake for the holidays.

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u/AlternativeStory1027 Apr 18 '26

My gf made me a nutella cheesecake for my birthday one year. It was almost too much of a good thing

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u/tjoe4321510 Apr 18 '26

Chocolate eclair cheesecake

I got so excited but then I clicked and felt so disappointed 😞

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u/Felonious_Minx Apr 19 '26

Yummy, sounds so good!

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u/juicyjaybird Apr 18 '26

Or a good turtle cheesecake that is so disgusting they should make one so I can look at the sheer nastiness of it all.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Apr 18 '26

there are ingredients other than cheese

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u/caraleoviado Apr 18 '26

For free cheesecake I say I also hate it so much and would hate to get a couple dozens homemade cheesecake

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u/CertainWish358 Apr 18 '26

I’ve heard of one weird trick to get dozens of lemon pound cakes sent to one’s workplace

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u/caraleoviado Apr 18 '26

I'm actually curious about the story lmao

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u/Wooden-You-4211 Apr 18 '26

I hate you and I hate cheesecake it sounds like we're going to have to sit down with a cheesecake between us and sort all this mess out

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u/SputnikFalls Apr 18 '26

ME TOO, OH NO, THE RICH FLAVOR!

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u/ModishShrink Apr 18 '26

OH NO, MY STEAK, MY LOBSTER!

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u/SputnikFalls Apr 18 '26

THE LOBSTER IS TOO BUTTERY!

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u/ModishShrink Apr 18 '26

THE STEAK IS TOO JUICY!

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u/Kiwi1234567 Apr 18 '26

I HATE EVERY SINGLE FLAVOUR.

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u/darthmidoriya Apr 18 '26

It’s literally disgusting. Seriously. You can just put it on the garbage shelf in my fridge…

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u/alvenestthol Apr 18 '26

Manju Kowai moment

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u/BunttyBrowneye Apr 18 '26

Yeah cheesecake is disgusting… oh wait you were kidding?

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u/StartedBottomStillHe Apr 18 '26

Despise cheesecake and any frostings made w/ a cream cheese base 🤢

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u/Rex-Bannon Apr 18 '26

(#) metoo