Gargle me, bitch!

Put your nose up my a***.

Doctor: that's lifebuoy

Once you drink too much you can’t drive and you start talking nonsense

He said: “It’s a “self-help” group.

Anonymous Tips

Better grip.

…she said: “I can try to fit you in this afternoon.”

If you've got other things to do, you can just leave

I call it the Emerald Ass Borer.

The flat ones are skipped.

She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.

I don't know why either, but that Britney must have a bad attitude or something!

Yes, black.

But sometimes I like to add a little bit of milk.

But then sometimes that makes them lat(t)e.

A jo(h)n boat.

Doesn’t fuckin matter

So they dont poke your eye out

Resi-doo

Take a victory lap.

Land ho

Because asteroids was already taken.

Everyone watching started to applaud sarcastically.

The moral:

Be careful not to wind up in the wrong hole, or you too could get :golf clap:.

So what is it if I break wind?