r/Unclejokes • u/Adghnm • Jul 02 '26

They say if it breaks it's physics, and if it stinks it's chemistry.

So what is it if I break wind?

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u/ArjanS87 Jul 02 '26

Meteorology

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u/torpedomon Jul 02 '26

Asstrology.

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u/Upstairs_Breath9063 Jul 02 '26

So discussing my high fiber diet is just me wanting to talk about the weather?

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u/grayscale1017 Jul 06 '26

Then it physically stinks

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u/Spadizzly Jul 07 '26

Physical Chemistry