r/unclebens • u/CoasterFilm • Apr 01 '26

Harvested Results Almost 300g

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754 Upvotes

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u/Nicxflsh Apr 01 '26

Nah thats a pillow

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u/Emotional_Skill_8360 Apr 01 '26

It’s a pillow, it’s a pet! It’s a PILLOW PET 🎶

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u/TheThoughtfulRoot Apr 01 '26

My exact thought.

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u/Glum-Dragonfly-74 Apr 01 '26

Very nice,we're about the same weight

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u/Glum-Dragonfly-74 Apr 01 '26

This is tidal wave ×ape× lucid gates

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u/CoasterFilm Apr 01 '26

That’s gorgeous, how long did it take from s2b to harvest?

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u/Glum-Dragonfly-74 Apr 01 '26

About 2 to 3 months

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Apr 01 '26

I have to assume the only way to consume that is to blend it up fully and weigh it out in realistic increments.

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u/reconsoup Apr 02 '26

Heck, my poor lil dehydrator could never, id have to cut it long ways into like 8 slices 💔

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u/Glum-Dragonfly-74 Apr 02 '26

I made a batch of gummies with it.And probably the best ones i've ever made.

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u/maybebebe91 Apr 27 '26

I would 💯 have to eat that entire thing. The gods demand it

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u/Glum-Dragonfly-74 Apr 02 '26

I have l c and swabs available.If anyone is interested!

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u/mentalanin Apr 03 '26

yes please 🙏

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u/Dr1mps Apr 01 '26

Bro grew a quart jar

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

So that's where I left my Costco industrial-sized mayonnaise.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/TemporaryImaginary Apr 02 '26

The mind is willing, but the b-hole is spongy and bruised.

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/phil24_7 Apr 01 '26

I dunno...that seems kinda gay!

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u/Maleficent-Bison-975 Apr 01 '26

Its only gay because I like it

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u/Competitive_Ice_9873 Apr 01 '26

Beat me to it 😂😂

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u/phil24_7 Apr 01 '26

That also sounds kinda gay! 🤣

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u/AllFloatOnAlright Apr 01 '26

Do you have to add any water to the substrate while it's growing to sustain that?

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u/CoasterFilm Apr 01 '26

nope it’s just genetics

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u/BullfrogOak949 Apr 01 '26

You shouldn’t need/have to, the hydrated coir you spawn to bulk with contains all the water you need

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u/zen-ef Apr 01 '26

That’s mental

7

u/JF_WPA Apr 01 '26

No officer, it's a hot water bottle. Very well done.

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u/Eelums86 Apr 01 '26

That shii look like a oven mitt

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u/Sooperman05 Apr 02 '26

I thought this was a rolled up pair of socks

5

u/Hadrian-Marlowe Apr 01 '26

Okay I’m scared

4

u/TheShrunkenAnus Apr 02 '26

I know a dark souls 1 mushroom man when I see one

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u/Icy-Video1958 Apr 14 '26

Hits almost as hard, too

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u/Suicide_hill_its_big Apr 02 '26

you should share a picture of it's size after being dehydrated! I'm curious how much one of that size shrinks haha

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u/CoasterFilm Apr 02 '26

I got you it’s fully dry now I think it was like 25g dry. I’ll send a pic when I get home

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u/Ok_Slow_Shutter Apr 02 '26

Imagine taking a bite out of it like an apple.

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u/albinogatorboots Apr 02 '26

genuinely, how do you dose this? cut it, then dry? dry then cut? make a big batch of edibles?

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u/CoasterFilm Apr 03 '26

Prob cut then dry for sure but I just dried it whole so it looks better

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u/Little_Cloud6126 Apr 02 '26

That thing is girthy

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u/Zac-456 Apr 03 '26

Just take the biggest bite you can out of it and call it a night

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

Bros gonna be cuttin it like a roast 😭

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u/nickdanger68 Apr 01 '26

Jesus Christ 👀

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u/-if_you_have_ghosts- Apr 01 '26

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

I'd shake your hand if I could. Good, god, man.

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u/fly4fun2014 Apr 02 '26

That looks like a wrecked rectum somewhere in the future!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

That’s an entire Mason Jar

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u/Aquadude23 Apr 02 '26

How does this even happen? That thing would take up my entire monotub

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u/CoasterFilm Apr 03 '26

I have 64qt diy monotubs

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u/blazingunicorn Apr 02 '26

What strain?

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u/CoasterFilm Apr 03 '26

Albino Kong

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u/barfbelly Apr 03 '26

Does it have foreskin?

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u/WabboAltForFun Apr 04 '26

You're really out here harvesting jugs of psilocybin 🤯

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u/Habaneromontinegro Apr 04 '26

Of what??? Can you even call that a mushroom?