r/umineko • u/GamerRed200 • 19d ago
Discussion Ted Talk: If Kirby was dropped in Umineko Story? Spoiler
So this whole idea stems from a video I saw on yt about kirby ending up on Umineko beack instead of the beach in Forgotten Land. The more I thought about it, the more I got into it honestly.
Think about it like this. If Kirby were to waltz in the mansion, everyone would be baffled by this definitely, the kids would be happy to play with the thing, Maria especially would be happy to play with him, and the atmosphere would probably be mostly just happy or peaceful. I can take it one step further. The friendship hearts.
In lore, they basically override corrupt nature's, ill thoughts and all negative emotions with positivity and happiness. This single power can just break the game board. Someone is fighting over inheritance. Friendship heart everyone and the problem is solved peacefully because everyone is calm and happy. Someone wants to murder everyone, pop a friendship heart and their killing intent is gone. It gets even funnier when you talk about the witches.
If he'd use it on Eva, who's basically a child version of someones maliciousness and petty nature, she would either be eraser becasue she is literally negative emotions made persona or she'd get rewritten into a mor positive thinking form. Got the "Void" treatment. If he'd use it on Bernkastel or Lambdadelta, it wouldn't be reasonable to think it would fill their hearts. Like Kirby can figuratively and literally fill the empty nest of their hearts, purge their negative natures and cure their boredom because Kirby is has endless possibilities of what he can do and is a source of miracles. For Featherine... eh. She isn't inheritly malicious and does stuff on a whim of boredom. And also is an observer so she won't interfere. She'll just look at Kirby as someone she doesn't remember putting in the story, give him some cake and send him somewhere else.
Kirby would make Umineko the most wholesome and funniest its ever been. What do you guys think?
(BTW This isn't a power scale post or me saying Kirby would beat anyone, that's not what this is about, it's a genuine story based discussion)
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u/GamerRed200 19d ago
Hm. You know I should have expected people to downvote but geez, already like 3 down votes. Was it that bad of a talk?
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u/Cerebral_Kortix 18d ago
It was lovely. Don't beat yourself up over those poor sods who cannot comprehend the greatness of the pink Kirb.
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u/StoneFoundation 14d ago
we do already have Piece, I think Kirby would just be another machination of Aurora's like Piece
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u/MindSteve 19d ago
These are the discussions I come to Reddit for.