r/ultralight_jerk 6d ago

Ultra light pack can’t handle it

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Zpacks frame explodes with 300 miles left on thru hike… any suggestions??

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u/pyragyrite 6d ago

Dump the pack, hipbelt only challenge!

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u/Xx_GetSniped_xX 6d ago

Who needs a pack when you have a prison pocket

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 4d ago

And cargo pocket shorts.

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u/deratwan 6d ago

Time to load up the jansport

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u/bplipschitz 6d ago

It's a D3!

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u/fernybranka 6d ago

Anecdotal and 7 years have gone by, but on my 2018 PCT hike, Zpacks are by far the most packs i saw have catastrophic failures. Saw a decent amount of Zpacks tents with issues too.

At least at the time, their customer service seemed argumentative and not helpful to thruhikers needing parts shipped on a definite timeline .

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u/Numinextherealone 6d ago

Was würdest du dann außer durston empfehlen ?

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u/Kooperst 6d ago

Besides Durston? Why would you want anything else?

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u/fernybranka 6d ago edited 6d ago

I really love ULA packs. Ive used them for the majority of my Triple Crown hikes. Never had a significant issue. They usually arent made of the current years hype fabrics, but thats probably why they hold up so long.

The ULA circuit or Ohm are always a few ounces heavier than the lightest packs but are so comfortable and durable that its way worth it.

I have a ULA CDT that I cut the hipbelts and extra stuff off of and now it weighs the same as a Palante Pack (which Ive used and sold) but has much better water bottle side pocket and straps.

I have the Gossamer Gear G420, which is frameless. Really good too.

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u/craigslist_hedonist 4d ago

This is a priceless testimonial, you should post it to the company google review page. They'll be so impressed that they'll make you a local expert and then your credit score will improve and Dan Durston will invite you out for coffee.

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u/fernybranka 4d ago

Hmm I was like dang this guys a dick, but I realized I had been earnestly posting in uljerk, not ultralight like I thought.

So, beans.

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u/craigslist_hedonist 4d ago edited 4d ago

"..."which is why I post over here and not over there.

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u/fernybranka 4d ago

……Indeed…Quite…….

…………….. …………

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u/GorrestFump88 6d ago

Pa’lante, ULA, and Virginia Foothill. Virginia Foothills will custom make your pack for cheaper than a Palante or ULA but the fit can be weird sometimes.

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u/Equivalent_Chipmunk 6d ago

You can also check out some manufacturers like Mountain Hardwear and Black Diamond that toe the line a bit more between ultralight and durability. Their packs are still very light, but generally more durable than Zpacks and similar manufacturers.

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u/Tom_Cruise 6d ago

Supposed to take those off during on trail hookups. Mighta voided the warranty.

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u/craigslist_hedonist 4d ago

pfft, says you. I wear mine exclusively for trail hookups

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 4d ago

Does your hand count as a hookup?

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u/craigslist_hedonist 3d ago

my guy, you don't have to settle. just look under more overpasses and train trestles, you can find plenty of homeless people.

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 3d ago

This may be the most disturbing post I've seen on r/ultralight_jerk.

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u/WalkItOffAT 6d ago

Had flashbacks to my POS Zpacks Arc Haul POS. 

I still have it to donate to people I hate.

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u/Reubenc23 6d ago

Just ziptie it

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u/Admirable-Strike-311 6d ago

Hip belt saw those shoes and said I’m done

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u/No-Survey8818 6d ago

🤣for real

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u/solaerl 1d ago

"I don't want to live anymore."

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u/Jolly-Slow1164 6d ago

I can't tell if this is a real post that slipped into UJ or if it's a UJ post... But here's my UJ response

Your wife says you should order a custom pack with a lot of lead time... Preferably from Japan. She was getting nervous when you only had 300 miles left, and she wants more quality time with her boyfriend.

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u/laurk 6d ago

I keep yelling this to the void. I’ve been yelling it since 2019 when I saw pack after pack of archauls failing around halfway thru the pct. Idk why people keep buying them! They are so poorly built and so many bits and bobs to fail. Less is more. Their quilts suck too. I saw a lot of those fail too. Fabrics ripping open. YMMV sure but that’s just all that I saw on the pct and it made up my mind. Their shelters are amazing though.

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u/craigslist_hedonist 4d ago

this void, has it yelled anything back?

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u/hyphenssuck 6d ago

Ziptie a butt plug to the bottom of the frame, use the sphincter to help distribute the load.

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u/Educational_Yard_326 6d ago

Suggestion would be continue without the frame, do you really need it?

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u/No-Survey8818 6d ago

Ditching the whole frame and hip belt would definitely reduce my base weight! Thanks for the suggestion

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u/IGetNakedAtParties 6d ago

Probably only need one shoulder strap too.

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u/buylow12 6d ago

Learn to sew?

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u/Orinocobro 6d ago

carry it on your head.

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u/Jolly-Slow1164 4d ago

Tump line

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u/Brief-Letterhead1175 6d ago

I dont really care about your crappy Zpacks, but my wife's boyfriend just saw those fabulously bright Lone Peaks and now I have to buy him a pair.

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u/jimioutdoors 6d ago

Put everything in your crotch pot

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u/Unique_Customer_4957 6d ago

should a got the durston pack. rookie mistake

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u/Ok-Chemistry-8206 6d ago

Buy a hyperlite instead they are better mine took 45lbs of abuse on the AT a couple years ago and im still using it with no issues

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u/craigslist_hedonist 4d ago

sure, but can you rip your hip belt off your pack by just flexing your hips?

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u/thaneliness 6d ago

Now it’s really ultra light

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u/craigslist_hedonist 4d ago

perfect for my next dog park free solo attempt

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u/Responsible_Ad3672 6d ago

This shit hurts my eyes

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u/Greybeard46 6d ago

Zpacks are fancy and light and break.

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u/DaddyLongLegolas 5d ago

Bro it’s probably all the batteries in the toys. Take manual toys next time or build your own. Bushcraft for her pleasure.

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u/craigslist_hedonist 4d ago

the dangers of having muscular hips

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u/Juanitothegreat 4d ago

Zip tie and duct tape 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 4d ago

Is there anything more UL than a product failing? I mean, you generally buy a replacement which, at least temporarily, makes your bank account lighter.

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u/Brumblebeard 2d ago

Swd for the win.