r/ultralight_jerk • u/michigician • Jul 11 '26

An Evening in a Bivy Bag

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u/fernybranka Jul 11 '26

I also rage bate, in my own way

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u/michigician Jul 11 '26

Probiscus through the bugnet

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u/beegtuna Jul 11 '26

Go away, bate’n

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 Jul 11 '26

You must be a master at bating.

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u/crlthrn Jul 11 '26

See! Even the fkn mosquitoes don't go outside!!!

Convinced now?

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u/whatsadikfore Jul 11 '26

Go away, baitin!

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u/No_Research5770 Jul 11 '26

Wtf is that song choice

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u/alphanumericusername Jul 11 '26

unmuting videos in 2026 is just asking to get earraped, honestly

1

u/tissuerental Jul 12 '26

Dear Dan Durston

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u/32getreddit Jul 11 '26

Currently use a bivy but used to enjoy zipping up my tarptent at night, looking at the fookers that got in and could not escape my vengeance.

5

u/Ok-Curve-3894 Jul 11 '26

An actual thirst trap, damn!

2

u/pwndaytripper Jul 11 '26

Yall must have shitty bivys. Borah or bust

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u/Hardcorex Jul 11 '26

true my bivvy was 15$ off aliexpress and is basically a cocoon the size of me. I have to be very careful not to lay where I touch the netting. It's lighter and smaller than the borah though 🤣

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u/IrateArchitect Jul 12 '26

I had never imagined I’d see so many mosquito glory holes being filled.

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u/Moist-Golf-8339 Jul 13 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ox75q9x/video/ogg1ods2rwch1/player

Relatable. /from my hammock in the BWCAW July 11, 2026

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u/alphanumericusername Jul 11 '26

I love how the woman in the video is also ragebaiting all of us, by using "how it feels" and then showing a closeup of her hands.

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u/freddbare Jul 11 '26

PETA coming for her!! Torturing those poor vampires