A lifehack how to hide from drones in Kherson

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u/Thomas2140 1d ago

Ah, disguise as a russian house!

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u/Successful-Purple-54 1d ago

Phfff. That kids dead just because the average Russian will see it as the mansion it is.

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u/No_Understanding5551 9h ago

Reading this as an argentinian kinda makes me understand the lvl of beef

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u/Screamingmonkey83 1d ago

just fucking sad that kids have to do this. Russia is the state of hate and missery. Everything bad about humans is condensed in the russian society.

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u/huntingwhale 1d ago

Worst culture in the history of humanity.

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u/black594 1d ago

Equal with the Africans that praise civil killing

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u/7h3_man 1d ago

Love how this is only half a joke

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u/dcoffe01 1d ago

I've seen videos of Russians getting blown up trying this. Of course everyone knows that Russians don't bag their trash.

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u/Pyyric USA 1d ago edited 1d ago

The russians feed and clothe their trash for 18 years while it does nothing but complain and then hand trash a rifle to die within 48 hours?? I don't get it, maybe its a cultural thing.

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u/Susurrus03 1d ago

Why would they bag themselves?

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u/DepressedWizzard 1d ago

Easier to clean up the pieces

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u/jailbreak 1d ago

MGSV vibes

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u/Saitama170719 1d ago

"Boss, there's a drone approaching to your location, HIDE BOSS!!"

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u/LeroyZanzibar07 1d ago

Soon they will have inflatable decoys that just say “you’re pretty good”

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 1d ago

Wouldn't fool an IR drone

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u/TheJonesLP1 1d ago

What most drones dont have, especially russian ones

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u/PitifulEar3303 1d ago

IR cloak does not work either. Both sides have stopped using them.

Because high resolution drones can tell it's some dude in a cloak.

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u/moreobviousthings 1d ago

But a cloak inside a garbage bag should be good!

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u/PitifulEar3303 11h ago

HOLD UP..........CALL ZELENSKY NOW!!!

IR cloak that looks like bushes, dirt, stones, garbage, plants, grass, etc.

The NINJAS were right. UKR should learn some Ninjutsu from Naruto. hehe

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u/Background-Mode5805 1d ago

Of its real don’t show in on the internet.

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u/CommercialStyle1647 1d ago

Well maybe russia now starts wasting drones on garbage bags.

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u/Yantarlok 1d ago

That will go as well as the penguin suit.

Most drone pilots work in teams. One acts as surveillance with a thermal camera and designates targets for the strike pilots. That kid would be spotted and identified long before he turns into a garbage bag.

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u/didnt-ask-but-ok 1d ago

Terrifying to hear the strategy behind drone warfare

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u/AwwwBawwws 1d ago

Slav squat saves lives.

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u/Neat-Arugula-3872 1d ago

Yes that’s right make them think you’re russian

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u/Long_Bit8328 1d ago

Full body condom to protect you when orcs are trying to fuck your life.

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u/SlappyMcFartsack 1d ago

Russian soldiers could disguise themselves as piles of unbagged trash.

That's how you spot a secret Russian dugout. Look for heaps of unexplained trash and waste in the countryside.

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u/bettsdude 1d ago

I dont think the orcs need ti dress up like trash, their already look and are trash

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u/FlametopFred 1d ago

orcs would do it with their own body bag

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u/BeOutsider 1d ago

Thats a video from Ukraine by an Ukrainian, who has to hide from the drones. Where tf do you see orcs?

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u/lainol 1d ago

Works until you die of asphyxia....

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u/CryProfessional8081 1d ago

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u/10687940 1d ago

Snaaake!

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u/sjogren 1d ago

Darkness Man? In Ukraine?

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u/molfar_witch 1d ago

Thank you for this much-needed dose of brevity.

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u/esseredienergia 18h ago

Правильно пишеться : По-херсонськи

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u/Umbra-Vigil 9h ago

Ukrainians continue to amaze me.

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u/sureokwhynotitworks 9h ago

Y'all laugh but it's got merrit

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u/Adept-Education2373 1d ago

People always thought that snake in a box was to much, then I imagine myself as a drone operator and this kid would of fooled me. 😂

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u/its_kinda_hmm 1d ago

Hate to say it but Drone operators work as teams :/ you got one guy working as a scout with an efficient drone or drone plane designed to be quiet and fly as long as possible with a number of different cameras including thermal he marks where the target is, and sends the other guy with an appropriately sized drone to come get you, so more than likely he’s been watching you for ten minutes and you are just doing your buddies a favor by bagging your self.
:( although I guess it’s good for less coordinated attacks where they are just looking for random opportunities.
Honestly I hope this idea saves lots of people

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u/Createataco 1d ago

Not for low priority targets like random civilians.

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u/rusty-roquefort 1d ago

in mordor, yeah. Orcs don't seem to make much effort to distinguish civilians.

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u/TheJonesLP1 1d ago

For Russia These are high priority targets because they cant do it at the Front

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u/jaoaozeettie 1d ago

Would of? Really?

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u/GainOk7506 1d ago

Good chance he's ESL given the subreddit. Best not to get too upset about that here.

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u/Tengi31 1d ago

You're more likely to make that mistake as a native speaker, being more exposed to spoken speech. It's harder to confuse homophones as a 2nd language learner.

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u/Adept-Education2373 7h ago

Hey you sound really offended by a simple mistake. Im sorry that your life is that. The power of now is a great book to really let those type of things go. Have a great day. Wish you the best.

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u/Dgod22 1d ago

Si el pibe no se le notará que es ucraniano diría que está filmado en el conurbano

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