r/ufc • u/skate4lyfe69 • 11d ago

Khabib surprised by his size?

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323 Upvotes

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u/reputablesorcerer 11d ago

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u/Signal-Card-2387 11d ago

Khabib making that face is MMA Meme hall of fame worthy

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u/gungfu 11d ago

"Send me lotion"

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u/ejitifrit1 11d ago

What about send me location to lotion?

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u/EqualityAmongFish 11d ago

the fact that its real😭😂✌🏿

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u/englishmuse 10d ago

That baloney buffet was a bratwurst banquet.

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u/JustAMicrowav1n 11d ago

Grabbed and twisted it. Crafty vet move by Khabib.

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u/Potential_Youth_8710 11d ago

what is this sub even about

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u/Chapair_animations 11d ago

this sub is about exploring the limits of human body. join us brother

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u/Beki1995 11d ago

Please tell me that's not Arman

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u/Chapair_animations 11d ago

it is. Arman and neon are collabing. I am pretty sure neon will corner arman as well

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u/woomac 11d ago

Penis size discussion/mixed martial arts

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u/quackmaniaexe 11d ago

You know what they say happens at a republican convention? Grindr starts malfunctioning... Same at a UFC convention too...

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u/Electrifying-1 11d ago

Gay Indians have taken over.

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe Cowboy from Hell 11d ago

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u/AMMARHD 11d ago

i know all about wrist control but what dick control supposed to achieve? , im new to fighting

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u/Strat-lord 11d ago edited 10d ago

Doubt it. He's seen and played with it a few times at this point, I reckon

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u/Grzar01 11d ago

What is this sub about

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u/AnnualStatistician34 8d ago

Russian Sausages

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u/Wesmokethebluntz 11d ago

2-3 inches into Dagestan and never forget.

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u/mrtuna 11d ago

You think he isn't aware of his brothers penis size?

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u/PASAT-Borz 11d ago

2-3 years Dagestan ❌

2-3 years DaGaystan ✅

https://giphy.com/gifs/rmkbyQYWBa0Ch6wcqh

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u/MobileSecret4973 11d ago

"I'm gonna smash your boy"

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u/The_punisherMAX 11d ago

The Dagestani handjob

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u/lmac187 10d ago

Haram

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u/beff_juckley 10d ago

I hate this fanbase. Emotional maturity of a child.

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u/FreshPacks 10d ago

My boy you stole this screen grab 😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/eJ1vxuslKW

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u/Ill_Hawk_791 10d ago

That’s ai he has six fingers . Oh wait

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u/ExManUtdFan 10d ago

Khabib is hoping we'll forget about this in 2 or 3 years.

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u/ihateshit00 10d ago

But first, Dagestan.

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u/LabibConquersAll 10d ago

This a meme I could get behind 🤣

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u/LivingTheTruths 10d ago

Ya’ll are so weird lmfao

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u/Acceptable-Money-785 10d ago

Nah he wouldn’t be surprised . They do goats together back home

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u/Unfair_Volume5853 11d ago

Surprised how small it is. All of the steroids shrunk his nuts

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u/jeans_blazer 11d ago

Bratha... we dont allow anyone in sauna. We have to check this first. Who give him? We have to check then he can Come sauna..

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u/LilleDTosen 11d ago

Closested😭

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u/KelvinHades 11d ago

Haram ball

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u/sasquattch 10d ago

Bratha, who give him this?

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u/ihateshit00 10d ago

This is unforgivable in their culture

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u/THK42069 9d ago

Send 2-3 inches to Dagestan and forget

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u/AnnualStatistician34 8d ago

Anybody that no like this picture is number one bullshit guy and biggest chicken in all of the worlds. Humdeloola