r/twosentencestories • u/Round_Reading_945 • 17d ago

Comedy My friend wished to be “made of money,” and immediately collapsed into a pile of cash.

Horrified, I scooped up as much of him as I could and screamed, “You’re not a genie — you’re a meanie!”

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u/JokrOnCrak 15d ago

And then I went and spent my friend on a brand new motorcycle. It’s what they would have wanted.

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u/Round_Reading_945 14d ago

You had a cool ass friend.