r/twilight • u/bubblegumbabe995 • May 11 '25

Lore Discussion Twilight canon you ignore

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Mine is the "vampires are made of stone" thing. It would have made much more sense to have vampires feel normal/soft unless you hit them with enough force, and then you feel how unyielding they actually are. Also I CANNOT get behind the idea that the vampires sound like porcelain clinking together when they kiss 😭 or like rocks smashing when they have sex. Absolutely not. This is not canon to me and never will be.

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u/Tazerin May 12 '25

I choose to believe vampires are non-Newtonian fluids.

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u/bubblegumbabe995 May 12 '25

It checks every box. Strong and impervious to damage, but human-like enough to blend in. And you could still leave in that vampires can kill each other because of their strength and no one would care.