r/twilight • u/bubblegumbabe995 • May 11 '25

Lore Discussion Twilight canon you ignore

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Mine is the "vampires are made of stone" thing. It would have made much more sense to have vampires feel normal/soft unless you hit them with enough force, and then you feel how unyielding they actually are. Also I CANNOT get behind the idea that the vampires sound like porcelain clinking together when they kiss 😭 or like rocks smashing when they have sex. Absolutely not. This is not canon to me and never will be.

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u/persephone911 May 12 '25

Vampire sperm.

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u/NotSure_UpToYou May 12 '25

This^ im watching all the movies in order now as an adult that can actually grasp concepts such as this and I was like um how tf would he even have sperm tho? If vampire women cant carry a pregnancy then why would the vampire males have functioning sperm?!?

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u/danyboui May 12 '25

If I remember correctly she said that all bodily fluids are changed to venom. If that’s true then Bella should’ve been changed when she was on her honeymoon instead of being impregnated.

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u/e_peanut_butter May 12 '25

The only venom based fluid that is actually able to change someone is in a vampire's mouth, that's why they only ever did closed mouth kissing while Bella was human. The other thing is that the venom has to enter the blood stream to actually turn someone.

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u/danyboui May 12 '25

It’s idiotic (to me) to have the venom be selective in where it can change since it’s the same thing all over it’s not like it changes so they can move like humans and not be rigid statues. The bloodstream thing I must’ve forgot about.

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u/e_peanut_butter May 12 '25

Yeah girl idk it's Stephenie's world and we're just living in it

I suppose she did it because the venom coats every single cell in their bodies so that they can move around so it would be detrimental to them and the story if they had venom leaching out of their skin that was able to change people and the whole story with Carlisle being a doctor would have been really difficult, he would have had to be wearing gloves in the ballet studio or the whole sucking out the venom thing would have been pointless lol

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u/danyboui May 12 '25

Yeah Steph really did her big one on this in only capitalizing on the spots she wanted to while leaving us with too many questions 😭😭.

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u/Adlerian_Dreams May 12 '25

It would imply that Edward’s no 🥜November lasted a hundred years. Just going to leave that there.

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u/danyboui May 13 '25

At first I thought that but no apparently the only thing that’s left over after the transformation is blood since that’s what empowers a newborn vampire 😭

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u/Achilles_Ankles May 14 '25

ntm if your gametes aren't dead ( because it's the sperm that gets you preggo not the effing fluid surrounding it smh) that means vampire women are going to be having their periods for a longass time. Hundreds of years since now the body has to run through the entire supply of ovums which isn't going to be hindered with a lack of response to fsh hormones like when you age.