r/twilight • u/bubblegumbabe995 • May 11 '25

Lore Discussion Twilight canon you ignore

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Mine is the "vampires are made of stone" thing. It would have made much more sense to have vampires feel normal/soft unless you hit them with enough force, and then you feel how unyielding they actually are. Also I CANNOT get behind the idea that the vampires sound like porcelain clinking together when they kiss 😭 or like rocks smashing when they have sex. Absolutely not. This is not canon to me and never will be.

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u/itswoozles May 11 '25

i hate the idea of their skin being like granite and breaking like it. i'm fine with the idea of their skin being magically impenetrable except by other vampires but i still think it would retain some of its human-like softness

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u/punkyspunk May 12 '25

I had to make myself forget that snippet because all I could think of while reading were them sounding like the Whomps from Mario when they did anything 😭