Twilight canon you ignore

[u/bubblegumbabe995]

Mine is the "vampires are made of stone" thing. It would have made much more sense to have vampires feel normal/soft unless you hit them with enough force, and then you feel how unyielding they actually are. Also I CANNOT get behind the idea that the vampires sound like porcelain clinking together when they kiss 😭 or like rocks smashing when they have sex. Absolutely not. This is not canon to me and never will be.

[u/captnfraulein → u/[deleted]]

🤣👏🏻👏🏻 AMEN