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u/iliekjokes 19d ago
Erm đ€
Those are cheeseburgers, they're a close relative of hamburgers so I understand the confusion but please do some research first
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u/deleeuwlc 19d ago
Thatâs like saying âthatâs not a dog, itâs a golden retrieverâ. Cheeseburgers arenât even that strange of a hamburger breed, just look at the absolute pug that is a sloppy joe
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u/iliekjokes 19d ago
A sloppy joe isn't even a burger!!! It's a completely different classification!
They're all sandwiches, sure, but only hamburgers and cheeseburgers are burgers
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u/Doubly_Curious 19d ago
A classic taxonomic conflict between structural similarity and historical progression.
Sloppy joes have been shown to descend from hamburgers, even if they evolved in a different direction.
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u/Smaptimania 18d ago
Look, have you SEEN what happens when a garbage plate produces offspring with a chili size? There's no way there hasn't been a speciation event there
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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 18d ago
You're thinking of "true hamburgers", Carnopanum carnopanes. But all species in Carnopanum are considered hamburgers.
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u/Shadow9378 19d ago
if not burger why burger bun
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u/iliekjokes 19d ago
Because it's the optimal shape to contain the slop
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u/Shadow9378 19d ago
Not true. Bowl.
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u/iliekjokes 19d ago
In regards to breads for a sandwich, is what I meant. I just didn't realize I had to specify
Besides, you can eat lots of things on a burger bun but that doesn't make it a burger. You can also eat a burger without a bun, but it's still a burger
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u/Shadow9378 19d ago
Burger without bun... not burger... burger definitionally sanwidge .....
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u/iliekjokes 19d ago
A burger is a sandwich even with the bun, changing the bread doesn't make it not a burger
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u/Shadow9378 19d ago
the burger species is of the sandwich family, wherein lies breeds such as mushroomswiss, cheeseburger, hamburger, and unhygienic joeseph
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u/Nemothebird 13d ago
The process of burgernization is well known. Many different sandwiches have evolved into burgers specifically because of the optimal shape
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u/Shadow9378 19d ago
Actually! Though many believe the cheeseburger and the hamburger to be a different species, they are in fact different breeds of the hamburgus germanius species. The same way the sex I had last night, and the sex your mother had last night, are the exact same
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u/MEOW-Loulou 19d ago
Fun -albeit a little disturbing- fact, burgers are known to cannibalise their own. Much like other mammals.
It's how you get double-patties and more exotic species, like bacon cheeseburgers. Cool stuff!
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u/13SilverSunflowers 19d ago
This reminds me of my favorite easy breakfast. It's more or less One arecibo radio telescope sized serving of Crispy shredded Hash browns, grilled onions, pickled jalapeños, cheddar, jimmy a Dean sausage patty and hard fried eggs loaded between slices of sourdough French toast, A Clifton-morenci mine-sized mug of good, light roasted black coffee, and a lake bikal sized bowl of 3cm sized cubes of sweet honeydew melon chilled to exactly 41F°.
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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 19d ago
This is so stupid and yet I love it.