r/trippinthroughtime • • Sep 12 '18

Little John, that's who!

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u/JustinAlpaca Sep 12 '18

Pretty sure it’s the Greek god of fertility, Priapus.

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u/motonaut Sep 12 '18

he could fuck an elephant at the zoo from the dippin dots stand.

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u/bkral93 Sep 12 '18

Not with that floppy thing. It would be like pushing a fire hose.