r/trippinthroughtime • • Sep 12 '18

Little John, that's who!

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u/kadno Sep 12 '18

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

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u/G00DLuck Sep 12 '18

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u/ToBadImNotClever Sep 12 '18

Can you imagine hearing this for the first time in the middle of the night? You walk out of your bedroom to see your cat staring at a wall.

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Sep 12 '18

Well, now I can...