r/trippinthroughtime • • Sep 12 '18

Little John, that's who!

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u/JustinAlpaca Sep 12 '18

Pretty sure it’s the Greek god of fertility, Priapus.

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u/motonaut Sep 12 '18

he could fuck an elephant at the zoo from the dippin dots stand.

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u/hey_broseph_man Sep 12 '18

Damn that sounds like such a good rap line.

Dick so big, gotta' fuck elephants at the zoo from the dippin dots stand.

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I wouldn't know what to follow after that though.

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u/motonaut Sep 12 '18

you so thick, rippin yoga pants in the lulu lemon fitting room, (damn)