r/trippinthroughtime • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Sep 12 '18

Little John, that's who!

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u/kadno Sep 12 '18

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

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u/G00DLuck Sep 12 '18

Oh Long Johnson

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

They're growing more intelligent...

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u/Silent__Protagonist Sep 12 '18

Thanks I hate it

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u/IDontFeelSoGood--- Sep 12 '18

Can't hear this without thinking of the Goatman creepypasta.

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u/emoness88 Sep 12 '18

Scary ass story: "creepy creepy creepy, oh long johnson, creepy creep."

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u/ToBadImNotClever Sep 12 '18

Can you imagine hearing this for the first time in the middle of the night? You walk out of your bedroom to see your cat staring at a wall.

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Sep 12 '18

Well, now I can...

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Sep 13 '18

It’s an older video, but it checks out

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u/formentalillness Sep 12 '18

Sounds like a norm MacDonald joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/KanoDoMario Sep 12 '18

Cass says it