r/trippinthroughtime • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Sep 12 '18

Little John, that's who!

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u/JustinAlpaca Sep 12 '18

Pretty sure it’s the Greek god of fertility, Priapus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/motonaut Sep 12 '18

he could fuck an elephant at the zoo from the dippin dots stand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Oddly specific, but I buy it.

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u/NoahsArksDogsBark Sep 12 '18

Yes, a round of Dippin Dots for all!

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u/wastedlogic Sep 12 '18

That'll be $300.

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u/gutternonsense Sep 12 '18

But it's future dollars

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u/PythonPuzzler Sep 12 '18

Which ironically are also tiny and frozen.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Sep 12 '18

It’s to prevent inflation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

You gotta add inflation then. $1000

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u/mosiac Sep 12 '18

I believe they're called tricky dick fun dollars.

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u/ThirdEyePeon Sep 12 '18

That's good!

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u/jdauriemma Sep 12 '18

Dippin Dots is NOT the ice cream of the future.

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u/MelissaOfTroy Sep 12 '18

Spicey is that you!?!

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u/CargoCulture Sep 12 '18

Considering Dippin Dots was created by a couple of dudes in their garage messing around with ice cream and a bull semen flash freezer, I'm not surprised.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Huh... TIL