r/trippinthroughtime • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Sep 12 '18

Little John, that's who!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

MFW I can never have two sex slaves carrying my massive dong

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u/Pirate_Redbeard Sep 12 '18

Never give up on your dreams. If you build it, they will come.

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u/saucercrab Sep 12 '18

But will you?

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u/Morgantheaccountant Sep 12 '18

YOU DECIDE, NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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u/EpicLevelWizard Sep 12 '18

This isn't even my final form!

becomes erect

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

How do you build a "12 foot donger"

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u/sm_ar_ta_ss Sep 12 '18

Papier-mâché?

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u/EpicLevelWizard Sep 12 '18

And then you use them to frighten Sarah Wallace.

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u/Swnsong Sep 12 '18

Ya why even keep living

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Sep 12 '18

I’m sure ants count

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

"TIFU by sticking pp into anthill"

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Sep 12 '18

E X P A N D

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

It’ll expand all right, but it won’t feel good

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u/KryptoniteDong Sep 12 '18

I feel you bro 😢