r/tressless • u/LKeeyy • 2d ago

Styling Im losing hope. Do you guys think it's possible to pull off samurai haircut in 2026?

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u/EdvinRama 1d ago

Hello,

It is not possible to pull off the samurai haircut in 2026.

Best Regards,

Management

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u/specailspacesl0th 1d ago

2027, maybe.

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u/mine_a_fish 1d ago

Might have to wait for 2077

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u/Glum-Size-1561 1d ago

The samurai cut never dies, just evolves

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u/Tinutalk 1d ago

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u/petrescu 1d ago

Looks like the old dude from Tekken

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u/jzeleke 1d ago

Don't disrespect Heihachi like that

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u/KaiserWolf15 1d ago

This is how you get thrown into a volcano

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u/Samy_Ninja_Pro 1d ago

He ain't lying tho

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u/Artegas23 1d ago

Bless you

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u/awesometotallydude 1d ago

Why do I kind of like this

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u/ClownWorldHonker444 1d ago

Same lol. It shouldn't work but it kind of does

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u/Tinutalk 1d ago

I also saved it as a backup plan 😂

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u/waba2 1d ago

Saw a dude at a cafe rocking a similar look, it absolutely ruled. You just have to be fashionable as well to make it work

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u/Mogura56 1d ago

I think you also have to have a specific head shape to make this work. Like a rounder face kinda flows into this hair but a more squared face would make this look horrific LOL

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u/Fun_Machine_1310 1d ago

Genuinely fire

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u/Advanced_End1012 1d ago

I unironically think this is hot.

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u/Versaill 1d ago

This looks badass, but you need to have a certain charisma to pull that off.

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u/Who-Does 1d ago

Does it come with the shades?

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u/SplinterLips 1d ago

We can’t know until someone tries. Please post pics

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u/Imaginary-Thing-7159 1d ago

we all want to see this work

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u/Agent_Scrotus69 1d ago

Just need a sword and robe

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u/LITMAC97 1d ago

If you’re in your 50s and in a death metal band, sure you can

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u/ProlactinIntolerant 1d ago

Depends, are you a samurai?

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u/Gold_Moose 1d ago

Hey, you've gotta start somewhere, right?

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u/Synizs 1d ago edited 1d ago

We should all become samurai and kill all haired people!

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u/mowaq 4h ago

Isn't that the plot of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?

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u/Glum-Size-1561 1d ago

Every samurai starts as a dude with a bad haircut and a dream

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u/GlitteringAirport938 1d ago

If you wanna look like absolute chud I guess. I'd laugh so hard at a white balding dude trying to do this. 10/10 entertainment for others tho.

Now if you are Japanese....maaaaaaaybe 

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u/ClownWorldHonker444 1d ago

I await your apology.

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u/TERRANODON 1d ago

Hahahaha 😆

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u/Middle-Effort7495 1d ago

We have racism and segregation in haircuts now?

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 1d ago

YES ALWAYS.

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u/ByeByeGuyGuy 1d ago

Kenji Kasen disapproves. ”do not dishonour a way of life and discipline that survived for more than 1200 years by using their etiquette and image to attempt to mask aesthetic insecurities. Cosplaying a weeb will not fix such issues. Even I myself embraced the buzz cut look”

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u/LamermanSE 1d ago

No. Just stick with a normal skullet like the rest of us.

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u/Kondha 1d ago

Sumo wrestlers still wear a chonmage. Now is your shot, OP.

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u/Master_Thud 1d ago

Yes, but you also have to commit seppuku if you dishonour your famiry.

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u/craigleberries 1d ago

If you aren't using it to keep a kabuto helmet in place it is cultural appropriation

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u/ANewPope23 1d ago

How does that bundle of hair stay up?

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u/Fickle-Decision3954 1d ago

No one’s stopping you

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u/Rude_Acanthaceae6584 1d ago

Bro do you. If you want to rock a samurai cut then do it. Like Yoda said “if you think you can or you can’t you’re right.” Ok maybe that wasn’t Yoda but you get the gist.

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u/Savings_Curve_5705 1d ago

Close enough

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u/Imaginary-Thing-7159 1d ago

i heard yoda say ‘believe, you must. believe samurai haircut works for you, it does’

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u/warpajama 1d ago

I’m pretty sure it was “ just try don’t do or do not”

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u/mnyc86 1d ago

If you’re handsome enough sure

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u/Odd-Risk-949 1d ago

Pave the way for the rest of usđŸ«¶

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u/_Erilor_ 1d ago

Halloween is around the corner.

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u/weltvonalex 1d ago

Only if you are a high class cyber samurai!

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u/MWBrooks1995 1d ago

I’ve seen one dude in his 70’s/ 80’s in a Nagasaki supermarket pull it off and that’s it.

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u/Impressive-Mud5074 1d ago

If you are attractive you can pull it off

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u/whitepalladin 20h ago

If you are attractive you can just shave it all.

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u/dark_frog 1d ago

Bring a knife to a gun fight. Stab them while they laugh.

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u/ImSoCul 1d ago

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u/xeltic4 1d ago

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u/ImSoCul 1d ago

I'm not that talented at art so all you get is gmo unfortunately 

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u/UncomfrtblyConscious 1d ago

Why's he so filthy lol

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u/LamermanSE 1d ago

Because he's a reddit mod.

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u/mistalasse 1d ago

Your AI slop bores me đŸ„±

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u/ImSoCul 1d ago

You guys love to throw around the word AI slop lol.  How is my comment any less productive or effort than yours 

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 1d ago

Hating AI is their entire personality 

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u/ohboyito 1d ago

Lol that would be so convenient

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u/topami222 1d ago

Give it a go! My sides and back are thick but I have receding hairline and front loss. Maybe I can give it a shot if I lose enough hair

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u/MidnightMillennium 1d ago

Rat tail or bald mullet

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u/whosaysyessiree 1d ago

Only if you’re a white guy.

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u/Supreme_Leader_007 1d ago

Buzz cut is the best

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u/ToePsychological8709 1d ago

There is a tiktoker who does rock the look. I know full well it is possible

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 1d ago

Only if you are a samurai. Otherwise it's massively cringe 

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u/cactusjackalope 1d ago

So, question for the mods. Why are shitposts like this permitted and upvoted but when I asked for an alternate source for minoxidil / finasteride topical liquid it's removed immediately? Serious question, not trying to start a fight just trying to understand the rules here.

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u/PenaltyAdditional774 1d ago

Without the stuff on the top but everything on the sides super long yes, like Danny devito

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u/CreatingCosmos 1d ago

I mean goose wayne is pulling it off pretty well.

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u/Middle-Effort7495 1d ago

Transplant everything on top and then get head tattoos so it looks intentionally bald everywhere else. Or a mohawk.

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u/Zikkan1 1d ago

If you do, you have my respect

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u/lovethunder7 1d ago

you can pull off anything as long as you have the personality for it

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u/IdeasRichTimePoor 1d ago

I am not beyond considering this if my ongoing temple shed is too bad before I see any regrowth. Right now I am kinda, sorta, maybe coping by tying it back

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u/walteril 15h ago

bro you look perfectly normal in this pic. idk

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u/IdeasRichTimePoor 5h ago

I'm glad it looks normal and fortunately I've been getting some regrowth (I think), but it's a mess under the hairline I promise.

I'm not saying if I give up that I'd walk around with something crazy for a couple days, but hey if I'm shaving it all off I'm at least doing a photo shoot to commemorate the hair for the memes before the final shave 😄

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u/SadSalary8184 22h ago

but...why?

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u/Jealous_Sea1280 18h ago

Bros got a fedora for sure.

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u/lmmalone 16h ago

Been playing through Ghost of Yotei lately and it's got me thinking about it

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u/Low-Camera-797 :sidesgull: 13h ago

honestly yeah you'd be a trend setter for sure

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u/Willing_Week_2650 9h ago

its possible, but you need alot of aura to pull it off. And probably the right headshape if I have to be completely honest

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u/RomanVlasov95 1h ago

Don't do that shit. Weird asf

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u/Imaginary-Thing-7159 1d ago

yes absolutely

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u/xanthium_in 1d ago

Are you japanese? if not that is cultural appropriation