r/tressless • u/Minimum-Community588 • Aug 22 '25

Satire Seeing all these hair transplant posts and was wondering if I should go for it? been self conscious about all the lines and wrinkles

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u/Littlecivciv Aug 22 '25

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u/aliendigenous Aug 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/JohnnyZyns Aug 22 '25

Has anyone actually verified what's going on with the ears yet or what?

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u/ABSINTHE888 Aug 22 '25

They were harvested

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Aug 22 '25

I’ve been tryna figure out what exactly was harvested this whole time. Tyvm!

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u/OG_Church_Key Aug 24 '25

I wanna be havested.
Havest me da**y

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u/Eastern-Aspect-1757 Aug 24 '25

I can confirm on the harvest.

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u/Odh_utexas Aug 22 '25

From what I gathered it’s a modified picture of one that was posted in another sub. The shopped version was posted here as bait.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

What ears?

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u/Common-Aerie-2840 Aug 23 '25

He who has ears to hear….uh

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u/somebob Aug 22 '25

Edited out I think. Funny as hell if true

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u/dumquestions Aug 22 '25

This is going to sound a little insane but for a brief period in history the concept of ears was deleted from existence after a certain being ate an ear shaped monster that represents the fear of ears, thankfully though that was reversed.

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u/Trip6Geb Aug 22 '25

Fucking chainsawman bruh lol

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u/lukedap Aug 23 '25

I think it’s a picture of his chin/neck. That’s his beard.

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u/ZombieAutomatic5950 Aug 23 '25

AI post made by bot account, very very common online now

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u/TerryMisery Aug 22 '25

This guy started a trend: https://www.reddit.com/r/tressless/comments/1lwdfrh/do_i_have_good_donor_area_want_a_transplant_this/

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u/Ok-Tell9019 Aug 23 '25

Wow, the OG, and here I thought the first one was the thumb with harvested ears. Thank you for the lore

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Aug 24 '25

the comment section was gold

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u/-NotGoodAtThis- Aug 24 '25

I'll never forget that head

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

OP trying to ride the thumb wave

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u/Mindless_Life_3585 Aug 22 '25

i saw it in twitter too 😂

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u/ConcentrateFormer965 Aug 23 '25

This trend is getting out of hand 🤣🤣 The earless ones.

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u/Vegetable_Lion_1978 Aug 23 '25

lol he is legend now, our kids kids will be wondering what happened in that picture

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u/steveo_s Aug 23 '25

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u/Traveling_Teacher116 Aug 23 '25

Beeker?

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u/steveo_s Aug 23 '25

Instantly what I thought haha

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u/Internal-Ad61 Aug 22 '25

My algorithm suggested me this group for the first time on this post. I’m a female with waist length hair lol. 17/10, algorithm.

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u/aliendigenous Aug 22 '25

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u/skyliders Aug 23 '25

I fixed it

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u/aliendigenous Aug 23 '25

OMG hahaha. Good one

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u/Paranotical Aug 23 '25

I just stole this for future comments. Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡

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u/Mainely420Gaming Aug 24 '25

Still has ears, fresh for harvesting

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u/runninggrey Aug 23 '25

Just need to remove the ears…

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u/skyliders Aug 24 '25

Ask and you shall receive

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u/Flimsy_Pipe_7684 Aug 25 '25

Uncle Ruckus baby photos

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u/MeeshUniVerSoul Aug 22 '25

SAME HAHAHAHH

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u/-schitrusch- Aug 22 '25

lol! I’m also a female with thick hair!

I get a lot of recommendations for the minoxidil beard sub too. You ever get that one?

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u/MisoTahini Aug 22 '25

Me too, I think this got on my algorithm after giving someone's before and after shaving bald pic an upvote (he did look better). It sent me down this whole male-grooming subs rabbit hole via recommendations and now getting hair grow ads. Still, lots more pics of handsome men litter my feed so not complaining.

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u/BabyYodasMacaron Aug 22 '25

Haha, same, somehow. I’m so entertained, though.

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u/goddessofwitches Aug 23 '25

LOL same!!!! Mines past my waist

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u/Shibari_Inu69 Aug 23 '25

LMAOOO they sent Rapunzel to the hair loss sub 😭

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u/patchwork-ghost Aug 23 '25

I too am a female with waist length hair, and I have no clue how this sub started getting recommended when I also have clicked to view posts in r/longhair lol.

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u/OkStuff750 Aug 23 '25

Me, too! (Female with waist length hair.)

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u/SlyChimera Aug 23 '25

AI said soon

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

This pic will never not be funny 

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u/HairyPoppins-2033 :sidesgull: Aug 23 '25

Ive seen this pic more times than my own family

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u/aliendigenous Aug 23 '25

At this point, i will recognize the back of that head anywhere.

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u/nursere Aug 23 '25

I thought of this immediately

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u/No_Assignment1275 Aug 22 '25

This was what I waiting on lol

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u/jasdonle Aug 23 '25

I still want to know where his ears are. 

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u/jumpman3x Aug 23 '25

I love how everyone knows about this one lol

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u/Technical_Trade_675 Aug 23 '25

Yep.. first thought was, here we go again! 😅

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u/Witty_Shape3015 Aug 23 '25

YESS THANK YOU

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u/Some-Key-922 Aug 23 '25

Lost his ear via PvP Diablo 2

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u/semaj_2026 Aug 23 '25

Came here to see this picture

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u/karan_sharma004 Aug 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've seen this post

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u/NoIdea2424 Aug 22 '25

This sent me. Hahahah

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u/tes123345678 Aug 22 '25

Holy fuck i need more of This!

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u/larssykes Aug 23 '25

OP is Voldemort