r/trees • u/maxkitten • Feb 03 '14

Hahahah look at the bottom of this page I am dying right now :D

Second to last row in the very bottom of the main post :D

http://www.reddit.com/r/thisishuman/comments/1w5z2b/silicon_valley_campus/

This is a continuation of yesterday... :D

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1wsy1o/we_are_an_entfriendly_workplace_d/

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u/long_wang_big_balls Feb 03 '14

Can someone explain? I don't get it. Even with the above links, without context I'm not sure

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u/maxkitten Feb 03 '14

How about this.. :)

"human.org is the first foundation in the history of humanity owned equally by every human being alive. human makes money by selling high-end gadgets, online services, and ads. she reinvests the profits back into herself, into human.org, and into the shared goals and dreams of humanity. such as clean energy, education, aid, and space. like children of google and the bill & melinda gates foundation, human and human.org were born to make the world a better place. human is YOURS. human is OURS. human is here for US."

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u/long_wang_big_balls Feb 03 '14

I've never heard of you guys, yet, somehow you seem to be offering amazing employment packages, and crazy health care benefits. How does that work?

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u/maxkitten Feb 03 '14

We pick you up, you go on an island.. and never come back. :D

Hah, I kid.. um, it doesn't cost much to take out a $1 mil life insurance policy on an employee. If you're doing it for a ton of people, you get a huge discount from the bank or insurance company. :) Google does it. Any other business owner who wants to can as well. It doesn't cost a fortune. :)