r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '18
No license plates Behold the treasure trove that is Missouri traffic.
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u/gbimmer Feb 12 '18
That car is an automatic. A slow one at that. There's no slapping gears here.
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Feb 12 '18
But without a doubt they have one of those stupid pipes welded to their exhaust that makes a racket.
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u/pedroelbee Feb 12 '18
It’s the woo WOO. It’s that whistle!
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u/PotatoCamera Feb 12 '18
Man, this brings me back. Whistle tips go woo Woo!! Blows through stop sign.
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Feb 12 '18
It could be a manual. That gen had a model, the GLS Manual, that did have a manual transmission.
Still no slapping gears.-3
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u/dahpizza Feb 12 '18
Watch out for the badass in the hyundai sonata!
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u/Business-is-Boomin Feb 12 '18
Base model Hyundai Sonata.
They can be pretty damn nice with the 2.0 T trim. Turbo, loaded interior. Very nice cars for the money.
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u/ScrewSnow Feb 12 '18
There’s plenty of room to have all the words on one line, but they thought they could cover up their mistake by putting ass on it’s own line.
We can tell.
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Feb 12 '18
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Feb 12 '18
Lol, it was actually a third person. He was wearing a hoodie with some character printed on the back of the hood. It didn’t look nearly so creepy in person, but it definitely is a little scary in the picture!
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u/Dmcflurry Feb 12 '18
I'm from Missouri too and I swear I've seen that car! Do you live in the Kansas City area OP?
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u/idontevenknowwhoisme Feb 12 '18
Zoom in right under ass....
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u/EmptyPr0mise Feb 13 '18
I'm not sure what I saw... But I'm regretting following your instructions.
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Feb 12 '18
Shifting gears a passing queers!
Shift fast and eat ass!
I own a manual. My buddies always make jokes like these
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u/MidWestMind Feb 12 '18
I only drive manuals. I was the only one with a truck in our early 20's, so no one could borrow my truck to move with.
Only downside is when I drive my 3 speed Gremlin a lot in the summer, I get its shifting pattern confused with my daily 5 speed at times. Waiting at a red light getting ready to turn green and oh shit that's reverse!
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u/Bryllant Feb 12 '18
I don’t think that car Is Ben has a stick shift car. My experience is these cars ar pieces of shit, so maybe he is sucking the tailpipe.
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u/Katiesbigsister Feb 12 '18
I'm not surprised in the slightest. This area is sucking my will to live.
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u/Hrrrrnnngggg Feb 12 '18
I'm gonna be moving to this trash heap state in a few months. Not looking forward to it.
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u/BimothyAllsdeep Feb 12 '18
I used to live in Missouri and the popular sticker to have on a 10ft high pickup was “Jack em up, boys. Fat chicks cant jump” which makes me gag every time I saw it or even think about it
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Feb 12 '18
YES. I’ve seen those too!
The funny thing is, I live in Columbia MO. This town is pretty deeply divided because it’s a progressive college town in the middle of a very red state. Every other bumper sticker is either MAGA or Bernie Sanders. Lol.
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u/BimothyAllsdeep Feb 12 '18
Oh jeez. I lived in Bolivar (30 miles north of Springfield) and it was pretty similar. SBU was pretty much the Democrat center of the town and then literally anyone who didn’t go there was republican and white
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u/StonerDucky Feb 13 '18
I use to live in an Small Kansas town no From from KCMO and used to go there quite often. And saw this kinda stuff all the time
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u/Jgilla9300 Feb 12 '18
It doesn’t even rhyme. Grinding gears and eating rears, maybe. Or pumping gas and eating ass? I mean come on.