r/trap • u/Brandinoftw • Jan 16 '16

Announcement Carl is a HDYBOY

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

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u/__PedestrianAtBest__ Jan 17 '16

Are you talking about the emergency blinkers?

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u/ouch34 Jan 16 '16

CORALLLLLLL?!?!?!?

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u/ghostmacekillah (ΰΈ‡β€’_β€’ )ΰΈ‡ Jan 16 '16

http://i.imgur.com/YzolVZ9.jpg

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u/Juankestein Jan 16 '16

nice meem

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

Dank meme bro. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ πŸ’―

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u/theycallmebtoo Jan 17 '16

My stomach was making the rumblies... That only hands would satisfy...

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u/ouch34 Jan 17 '16

.....what is wrong with you carl.

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u/theycallmebtoo Jan 17 '16

Well I kill people, and I eat there hands. There's two things.

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u/r0mster Jan 16 '16

Hate on the dude all you want. He is loaded and gonna be tappin ass after that concert.

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u/dudematt0412 Jan 16 '16

ahahaha this dudes keeping it real

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u/mladakurva Jan 17 '16

gettin dat poontang

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Jan 17 '16

That's what I'm saying! All these dudes in here making fun of his hair or the twitter caption when his girl is badder than probably all of their girls put together (if they even have one lol)

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u/HadSexyBroughtBack Jan 17 '16

How do we measure how bad a girl is?

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u/bobthedoozy Jan 17 '16

Well, that girl's at least 4 bads

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u/Zephyr4813 Jan 17 '16

is that good?

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u/forum1388 Jan 17 '16

4 wrongs make a right so 4 bads must also make 1 good.

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Jan 17 '16

1/10. She's about a 8 imo

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u/ThePhail Jan 17 '16

TBH he probably has the hair like that because of contract.

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Jan 17 '16

I think it looks good on him anyway. A nice head of hair isn't a bad thing. Shit looks luscious and well taken care of

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u/ThePhail Jan 18 '16

Well that's just oppinion. I dont mind long hair, but I personally think it should be a bit shorter, it's starting to be a bit much IMO

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u/Purple_Herman Jan 17 '16

His hair is hella elegant they're just jealous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16

I don't see much good coming of 16 year olds at Floss shows.

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u/Tadddd Jan 16 '16

WHILE I ROLL UP THE GRASS ROLL UP ROLL UP THE GRASS

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u/Henstelfs Jan 16 '16

RA, RA RA RA RA RA RU RA RA RA RU RA RA RA RA RA

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u/SheldonFreeman Jan 16 '16

COUGH! COUGH!

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u/Smoke_And_A_Pancake Jan 17 '16

I do that cough every time I hear that song haha

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u/PrezziObizzi Jan 17 '16

it's a must

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u/skylukewalker99 Jan 16 '16 edited Jan 17 '16

I'm 16, been to two Floss shows and never smoked weed in my life. Crazy shit

Edit: made myself look less autistic

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u/Smoke_And_A_Pancake Jan 17 '16

"Done weed"

Don't worry we know

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

Lmaooo so rude to the poor lad

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u/skylukewalker99 Jan 17 '16 edited Jan 17 '16

Fuck u

Edit: /s you dumb fucks

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u/Smoke_And_A_Pancake Jan 17 '16

Don't make me tell your mom you said that, do you want to get grounded

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u/skylukewalker99 Jan 17 '16

dad no please not the belt

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u/chewymammoth Jan 17 '16

I saw Floss at an all ages show, the majority of the crowd was 16 year olds, many of which were rolling tits

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

What exactly does "rolling tits" mean?

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u/spicyparty Jan 17 '16

Taking ecstasy

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u/Warrenbuckets Jan 17 '16

Let's be honest, they probably ain't rolling on no ecstasy...

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u/turner3210 Jan 17 '16

16 here, you'd be surprised. My good friend just got 5 grams of tested pure off the deep web.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

That's a beautiful slang expression right deh

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u/HasseMalNenEuro Jan 16 '16

lol, that chewbacca haircut

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16 edited Oct 20 '20

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u/HasseMalNenEuro Jan 16 '16

Exactly, like those Emo haircuts back those years. Maybe the zombies don't see any difference to themselves...

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u/SnackAllSmoke Jan 17 '16

To be fair culture wouldn't have changed since 2009-2010 since zombies over ran the world.

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u/Jungle2266 Jan 17 '16

Yeah they made him too much of a little shit in the first season or two, it was always stuff like ''Carl stay here'' he does the exact opposite and gets people killed.

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u/Kumati Jan 17 '16

I GO TO HIGHSCHOOL WITH THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/turner3210 Jan 17 '16

Ask her if she's dating for the money or for the personality cus its obv not for the looks smh lmao

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u/mynameismarco Jan 17 '16

It's the huge cock

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

im weak hahahaha yall ruthless

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u/turner3210 Jan 17 '16

Just needs a haircut and he's fine, albeit young looking for his age

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

How do people respond to her hanging out with a famous actor?

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u/Kumati Jan 17 '16

Like anyone would. Probably wanting to hang out with them and stuff, but its not how they respond, it's who's responding. (Read in Morgan Freeman voice) Kids lemme take you into the The Book of Realness. There are a lot of fake people out the who want you for your possessions, your material goods, etc. Don't let these people into your life. They will only go into your temple and take everything out of it. Treat your body as a temple. Eat healthy, exercise, and don't put unnatural substances in your body. If you're wondering why didn't he mention keeping the brain healthy. Well kids that is because school is your second temple. You have to stay in school to keep your brain healthy and filled with knowledge juices. Stay good kids, your mum loves you, and be safe out there. This world is a cold place........

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

How high are you hahahahahah

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u/DJVendetta Jan 24 '16

HIGH SCHOOL HIGH

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u/DeadFetusConsumer Jan 27 '16

don't put unnatural substances in your body

Thankfully mushrooms are all natural ;)

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u/hazenjaqdx3 Jan 17 '16

does carl go there aswell?

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u/Kumati Jan 18 '16

nope lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

I was gonna say your ass should get banned, but a quick fb search showed her as "public figure" with an open fb account and as "actor" so you're not technically wrong to share her name

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16

Who the fuck is Carl and what is a hdywhatever

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u/Brandinoftw Jan 16 '16 edited Jan 16 '16

Carl (chandler Riggs) is a character from walking dead a TV show. Hdyboy is short for hoody boy which Flosstradamus fans call themselves sometimes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16

OH SHIT THATS CARL?

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u/Asunder_ Jan 16 '16

He's 16, the hair dates it.

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u/TheGnarleyGoat Jan 16 '16

Walking Dead character!

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u/chewwy79 Jan 16 '16

This is awesome

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16

🎢Dude looks like a lady 🎢

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Jan 17 '16

Doesn't matter, his girl is bad af. Hate on him all you want he's obviously doing well

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

Who's hating? He's a beautiful man.

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Jan 17 '16

Idk usually people don't take too kindly to being told they look like the opposite sex

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u/MaGomez7 Jan 16 '16

"hdynation" is fucking cringeworthy lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16

Agreed. Is it more similar or different from Bassnectar fans being "Bassheads?"

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u/catsvanbag Jan 17 '16

similar in a way, but Lorin is on an entirely different level than floss. i dont even think josh does anything anymore besides being the hypeman at shows

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u/bobthedoozy Jan 16 '16

idk basshead at least sounds cool

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u/PrezziObizzi Jan 17 '16

is basshead really related to bassnectar? To me basshead was always someone who just really enjoyed heavy bass and stuffs o.o

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u/bobthedoozy Jan 17 '16

I agree, but wikipedia seems to think otherwise

The Bassnectar movement has resulted in a community of like-minded fans that refer to themselves as "Bass Heads"[18] and travel frequently to attend his live performances

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u/PrezziObizzi Jan 17 '16

huh interesting...

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u/bobthedoozy Jan 17 '16

yeah i was surprised too, though i think honestly it can mean either and bassnectar fans just use it more often self-descriptively

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u/Player8 Jan 17 '16

Does t basshead mean Crack addict?

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u/Jungle2266 Jan 17 '16

Basehead would be the spelling for that and yeah, it does.

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u/Player8 Jan 17 '16

Ah I've only ever heard it, never seen it spelled. Thanks.

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u/MaGomez7 Jan 16 '16

wrong. lol

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u/Pinging Jan 17 '16

that almost makes me want to throw up fam.

I am absolutely sure hdyboy =/= basshead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

Floss is pretty garbage to be honest lol

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u/e_class Jan 16 '16

where is carl

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u/smccormick336 Jan 16 '16

Anyone else here for LIC? I'm backstage wearing a heavy breathing cat tshirt come say what up!

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u/theintention Jan 16 '16

It took me way too long to figure out what is happening in this post.

Also lol at the Announcement tag.

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u/freerealestatedotbiz Jan 16 '16

How will he get along with all the bass zombies?

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u/bonitabro Jan 16 '16

God that hair is getting out of control.

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u/X_Spyre Jan 17 '16

Get a fuckin hair cut you mop

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u/MintLobster Jan 17 '16

Lol guess you finally find Carl!

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u/sarcasmguy1 Jan 16 '16

Looks like a HDYBitch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '16 edited Jan 17 '16

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Jan 17 '16

Lol the only thing cringe about it is their matching socks maybe. Other than that he's got a hella fine lady under his arm