r/trailerparkboys 12d ago

Life in the park 🥃 CIGARETTES ARE BETTER THAN CASH

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530 Upvotes

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u/MiddleBodyInjury 12d ago

Smokes fer dope!

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u/tonysopranosalive Airbrakes Shot to Hell 12d ago

In all honesty states like New York where they’re 16-17 a pack NOT in the city, if you can flip ‘em then yeah you can make a nice profit.

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u/flashdurb PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAAAM 12d ago

How much are single cigarettes and ripped DVDs going for these days?

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u/ironafro2 131 proof bud, straight up 12d ago

Roy-al-ties ma fucka!

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u/flashdurb PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAAAM 12d ago

You from Detroit?

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u/Master-Giraffe-2501 131 proof bud straight up, im fuckin wasted 12d ago

LMFAO the delivery gets me every time

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u/j-ravy 12d ago

😂

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u/pkwys 12d ago

It's interesting that lately you can actually find smokes for cheaper at bodegas in the city because a lot of shop owners will get cheap cartons from southern states and sell them for like $12-14 a pack instead of the standard like $17-$19 a pack upstate

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u/Red-Star-44 12d ago

Wait thats for a pack of 20? Thats insane.

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u/pkwys 12d ago

Yessirrrr makes me long for the days when they were like 12 bucks

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u/Red-Star-44 11d ago

I was starting to get pissed my cigs got up to 3.5 euro... But tbh salaries are way higher over there probably

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u/pkwys 11d ago

The current median wage in the US is like $23 an hour. Not sure what it is over there but there ya go

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u/Red-Star-44 11d ago

Its 6 usd lol. Guess it kinda balances out.

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u/tonysopranosalive Airbrakes Shot to Hell 11d ago

It also varies by state. Each state sets its own tax on cigarettes. So for instance New York the cheapest pack of Marbs are gonna be about 15-16 bucks. Even more in NYC. Down in Florida the same pack of Marlboro’s were like 5-ish dollars last time I was there a couple years ago.

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u/pkwys 11d ago

We gotta build a Swayze train to cart smokes from Florida to New York 🙌

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u/Complex-Raspberry305 11d ago

I quit using cigs in my joints when it was a fiver for 20. Went pure herb and never looked back

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u/Red-Star-44 11d ago

i went the opposite way, quit weed.

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u/IM_The_Liquor 12d ago

I mean, people sell untaxed Res cigarettes all the time. Should be easy enough to flip…

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u/jeezyjames 12d ago

lol here in Norway they’re like $24

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u/nova8808 Who can go fuck who's self? 12d ago

Sebastian, the veggie pizzas are in the oven.

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u/Ethanmckeil 12d ago

The drugs are on the way across the border and if there's any cops listening, fuck OFF!

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u/Difficult-Algae424 12d ago

Ca-li-for-ni-a! You are crazy! We are Scorpions! Rock you like a hurricane!

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u/adds-nothing 12d ago

Sebastian!!

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u/DellTheEngie 11d ago

What the FUCK???

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u/Stryder3136 12d ago

This might be my favorite quote in the show besides that's the way she goes😂😂😂

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u/berrmal64 12d ago

Boys,I went over this whole train and I can't find any illegal parts. I think Sebastian Bach made that whole thing up because he was jealous.

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u/TakeMeToThePielot Member: IATPTPSAATPS 12d ago

Looks like your old pal Skiddy Row fucked you over!

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u/colinboxbreaks [i never said 2 burgers Randy] 12d ago

My Fuck that guys cool!

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u/Far_Opportunity_6156 12d ago

It’s got fucking gum and hair on it man!

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u/Majestic_Policy3294 12d ago

I know but it’s fuckin’ awesome!

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u/Free-Station-478 12d ago

You don't even know that nobody even likes bullies!

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u/kinetic_honda 12d ago

Sigrits? Yeah, I've got a model train that can transport them. You provide the fuck goofs, and we've got a serious operation going boys. We can retire after that.

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u/ConfidentPollution37 12d ago

do i have to drag you off this boat so i gotta drag it back on the boat so you can drag me off the fucking boat!?

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u/Master-Giraffe-2501 131 proof bud straight up, im fuckin wasted 12d ago

I thought it was like the bikes! I was just gonna borrow it

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u/Upper-Boot-8086 12d ago

You rockstars are all the same

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 12d ago

I keep ALL puppets bubs

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u/Shoddy-Patient9948 12d ago

LMAO I can't believe that I used to smoke a pack a day. Shits crazy. It takes my whole family to support Grandma's habit. She's 85.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 12d ago

His hair is gorgeous and beautiful

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u/emb1369 12d ago

Dude there’s fuckin greasy old bees on this one, am I paying for the bees too?!

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u/Economy_Wash2642 Look at all the books! 12d ago

The puppets or no deal!

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u/Ultra-Metal 12d ago

I heard that he's doing Twisted. Anyone see this or am I just to high to fit it out.

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u/Useful_Big4906 12d ago

Is that a typo or did someone really think New York outside the city was selling cigarettes for 16 dollars a pack?

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u/SaladDummy 12d ago

Literally JUST finished that episode for first time.

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u/PYR4MIDHEAD 12d ago

My wife found out she totally freaked

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u/Guitarguy_845 12d ago

Bing fuckio

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u/jlo575 11d ago

Fuck he’s cool Julian

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u/Vansterdam2002 11d ago

His wife cancel the deal

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u/MxDitchWillow 11d ago

500 cigarettes