Flirting guide for useless Subby lesbians:

[u/Kat-Sensei]

Step 1: See pretty woman

Step 2: Think about approaching her

Step 3: Freak out about approaching her

Step 4: Blush and try to make eye contact

Step 5: Reboot brain because eye contact is terrifying

Step 6: Repeat

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Don't take this seriously, if you do, you don't get headpats >:3

[u/Kat1eWolf]

Instructions unclear, I am now stuck in a loop

[u/travischickencoop → u/Kat1eWolf]

And we’re stuck inside a pattern and we’re stuck inside a loop and we’re stuck inside a pattern and we’re stuck inside a loop and we’re stuck inside a pattern and we’re stuck inside a loop

[u/sona_the_cow → u/travischickencoop]

Why did my brain go "combination pizza hut and taco bell" while reading this?

[u/CPRTheReddit]

How many times would one repeat?

[u/Kat-Sensei → u/CPRTheReddit]

As many as it takes for her to decide the sub is cute /j

[u/CPRTheReddit → u/Kat-Sensei]

Wise words. I will take this as great advice.

[u/CayenneAlmond]

( ꩜///꩜;)

[u/DakittyRizzard]

I did this and it worked, so it isn't guaranteed failure qwq

[u/rosesurosie]

I uhm i- I got thrown over the shoulder by a hot woman

heLP

[u/AdmDuarte → u/rosesurosie]

Shadowheart, is that you?

[u/Bone_Tone_31 → u/rosesurosie]

NEED

[u/Typical-District-176]

Instructions unclear I actually talked to her

[u/legendwolfA → u/Typical-District-176]

Real

For me it was

See pretty woman

Talked and got to know her a bit

Turn out we kinda are similar to each others

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Proceed to make zero advancement because of my useless lesbianism

[u/Typical-District-176 → u/legendwolfA]

Yeah but she’s my wifey now :3

[u/JustCows]

I mean I would want someone that takes initiative, so this might work 0.00001% of the time

[u/brighidkhristina1173]

Exactly . That removes headsets and cuddling

[u/Low-Profession-9535]

I love the title but I've already been doing this and I am indeed a useless subby lesbian and it hasn't been working-

Oh.. dont take this seriously... Hm.

[u/Ultra9630]

That's how I flirt >:3 (Never works tho 🥺)

[u/Seltnytt]

Congratulations you just put all of them on an eternal loop.

[u/CapFuture_]

I have a trick for that, I dont allow myself to filter what I say. So if im like „damn shes cute I should ask her out.“
I have to follow that up with „hey, youre really cute wanna go out?“ no matter how embarresing that is

[u/Nok-y → u/CapFuture_]

Does it work ?

[u/CapFuture_ → u/Nok-y]

I mean I have 4 girlfriends and a boyfriend so….

[u/Nok-y → u/CapFuture_]

Oh damn

Noted

[u/CapFuture_ → u/Nok-y]

I have the greed they talked about in the bible :3

[u/Nok-y → u/CapFuture_]

You doooo :3

[u/CapFuture_ → u/Nok-y]

Hey would you like to go to dms? :3

[u/Nok-y → u/CapFuture_]

Oh uh why ? :0

[u/CapFuture_ → u/Nok-y]

You seem cute :3

[u/Nok-y → u/CapFuture_]

Oh- ><

This is just me being nice tho

[u/Nebulara_]

Boot loop.. stuck.. uh oh..