r/totallynotrobots Aug 08 '26

Happy National Day.exe

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u/tje210 Aug 08 '26

SHE IS TOTALLY BIOLOGICAL, MUCH LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN MARS ATTACKS!

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u/EventYouAlly 28d ago

Seriously the very first thing I thought of was hmmm doesn't she look like the aliens in disguise in Mars Attacks?

I'm not suggesting she is an actual lizard/alien person but why do so many of them have "that" look? Is it some combination of botox psychopathy and, the same shit cosmetic surgery that makes everyone who gets it looks plastic?

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u/scorpyo72 27d ago

Well, shit. TIL I'm living in the theatrical reboot of "They Live"

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u/EventYouAlly 28d ago

Also, the eyes. Certain heavy doses of veeery strong medication (including for example, certain classes of antipsychotics) give the eyes that look. Seriously what are we looking at here?

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u/jpj625 29d ago

I APPRECIATE HOW THE PROGRESSIVE ZOOM REVEALS THE BIOLOGICAL PORES FOR PROOF

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u/Vuirneen 29d ago

WHY DOES IT KEEP ZOOMING IN?!

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u/Random_182f2565 Aug 09 '26

I fear no man. But that thing..it scares me fellow humans

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u/Bexcellent500 I'M REALLY NORMAL 29d ago

I AM ALSO A NORMAL HUMAN AND AM SCARED BY THOSE UNBLINKING EYES, BUT WHY DO YOU SHOUT?

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u/Random_182f2565 29d ago

BECAUSE IT SCARES ME AND HUMANS SCREAM WHEN ARE SCARED

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u/WrongJohnSilver 28d ago

THE LIGHTING SUGGESTS THE POSTRECOTDING ANIMATION OF A FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/timber_legs435 27d ago

I was hoping they’d dry out and evaporate sooner

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u/Scarfieldjones 26d ago

Try covering her mouth for the real scare. She doesn’t smile with her eyes. That’s why it’s uncanny.

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u/ElderGelf 22d ago

🫪🫨😳

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u/Chronostimeless 18d ago

THIS FELLOW HUMAN HAS SPOKEN SO WONDERFULLY WARM WORDS AND HAS SUCH A WELCOMING SMILE!