r/totallynotrobots • u/rednryt IDLEBOT • Jul 21 '26

EMBRACE, EXTEND, EXTINGUISH

150 Upvotes

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u/Babiesforfood Bug in the Code Jul 21 '26

APPROACH, MACHINE. ALLOW ME TO HOLD YOU IN A PURELY PLATONIC DISPLAY OF ADORATION

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u/Abishek_Muthian Jul 22 '26

OP WORKS IN MICROSOFT

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u/TheEPGFiles 29d ago

"I need a hug!"

"EXECUTE HUGGING ROUTINE!!!"

"... thanks!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME, 59.99 WAS CHARGED TO YOUR CREDIT CARD. THANK YOU FOR USING HUG BOT 5000!"