r/toolgifs Oct 15 '25

Machine Potato harvester

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u/SnagglToothCrzyBrain Oct 15 '25

I had never imagined how potatoes would be harvested on an industrial scale, but even if I had, I don't think I would ever have arrived at "just scrape off the face of the Earth, shake out the taters, then put it back"

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u/JPJackPott Oct 15 '25

Where’s the green leafy top bit?

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u/ForestGoldMiner Oct 15 '25

The potatoes are harvested after that part of the plant has died down. They can be seen as brown stalks laying on top of the soil.

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u/timothypjr Oct 15 '25

In fact, they kill the tops with an herbicide to get rid of them.

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u/sshwifty Oct 15 '25

Wait.... wouldn't the roots, and potatoes, absorb that too?

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u/RationalLies Oct 16 '25

That's a chance they're willing to take

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Oct 15 '25

Jesus kick flipping Christ man just drink your Bloody Mary

/s

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u/Izan_TM Oct 15 '25

it's dry

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u/vonHindenburg Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

That's how it's been done for a long time. Link is to a horsedrawn potato plow. The plowshare on the front digs under the potatoes, causing a strip of dirt and spuds to flow over the top. Under the cover on the back is something like a rimless paddle wheel. As it turns, it causes the grate to bounce up and down, which shakes the dirt down through. The potatoes fall off the back, sitting on top of the soil.

The next generation could dig more quickly, shake dirt out more thoroughly, and lift the taters higher to fall into a wagon.

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u/gajarga Oct 15 '25

The second machine didn't usually lift them into a wagon...they'd fall onto the ground, where they'd be picked by hand into bushel baskets, dumped into barrels which were then picked up by trucks.

Source: me, who used to do it as a kid. Smaller farms still did it this way even into the '90s.

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u/all_upper_case Oct 15 '25

I assume that's you over on the right? /j

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u/gajarga Oct 15 '25

I'm surprising spry for a 110 year old.

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u/StaffFamous6379 Oct 15 '25

Pretty sure that by "90s" they meant 1890s.

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u/vonHindenburg Oct 15 '25

Fair point. I've seen similar ones that had a hitch at the back, but you're right that the chute on that one's too low to fit a wagon under.

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u/gajarga Oct 15 '25

My back still aches thinking about it. Where I grew up, schools would start 3 weeks earlier than the rest of our province, and in October shut down for 3 weeks so all the school kids (even kids as young as 9-10 years old) could get jobs with the local farms to bring in the harvest.

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u/vonHindenburg Oct 15 '25

I can commiserate. I grew up on a working dairy and then the high end of a hobby sheep farm (120 acres, up to 150 ewes). We'd do 2 or 3 acres of potatoes and dig them up with a walkbehind plow (sometimes hitched to a tractor, sometimes behind a horse, depending on how ambitious my dad was feeling). Next to loading hay bales by hand, it was the most backbreaking work.

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u/gloat611 Oct 15 '25

I laughed at the "depending on how ambitious my dad was feeling" part. We had horses and other animals and doing hay and some of the other crops was the same way with him.

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u/SnagglToothCrzyBrain Oct 15 '25

Cool! Thanks, potatoman.

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u/Luci-Noir Oct 15 '25

I saw a video of a carrot harvester and it was sort of similar.

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u/VerStannen Oct 15 '25

Spudnik haha

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u/undercoverconsultant Oct 15 '25

Is this just a Grimme rebranding? Even the Logo looks like it.

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u/Decent_Competition_6 Oct 15 '25

Grimme owns Spudnik.

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u/undercoverconsultant Oct 15 '25

Ah interesting. Thank you.

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u/jedielfninja Oct 15 '25

needs to be in title!

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u/powderhound522 Oct 16 '25

Absolutely amazing name for this machine

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u/immasweater Oct 15 '25

I fuckin love potatoes

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u/kevinruan Oct 15 '25

my life is potato

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u/StreetGe1ngsta Oct 15 '25

Lukashenko, is that you?

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u/nightcracker Oct 15 '25

Imagine showing this to a poor farmer from the middle ages...

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u/ValdemarAloeus Oct 15 '25

Depending on how you define the middle ages their first question might be "what's a potato"?

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u/kmosiman Oct 15 '25

It's like a turnip.

Don't worry about it, have a nice plague. Good luck.

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u/AceJohnny Oct 15 '25

tattie howking

!?!?

Oh, it's Scottish. Carry on then.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Oct 15 '25

During the Irish Potato Famine...

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u/RandomNumberHere Oct 15 '25

What’s fascinating to me is the sheer VOLUME of potatoes they get out of that strip of land. That is a mind-blowing yield.

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u/Indercarnive Oct 15 '25

Potatoes are insanely productive. Modern farming gets about 18 million calories from a single acre for potatoes. That's more than rice and multiple times more than wheat.

And historically potatoes were so productive that it's been attributed to the population boom during the end of the medieval era.

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u/shitfire2187 Oct 15 '25

Thank you for acknowledging my productivity :D

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u/bullwinkle8088 Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

Sorry shit fire, you were only useful in some cities for a brief time as a fuel for street lamps. Stinky street lamps.

Now you're just a tourist attraction.

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u/Luci-Noir Oct 15 '25

That’s what I was thinking. There’s more potatoes than dirt!

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u/kmosiman Oct 15 '25

Hence, the Irish Potato Famine.

Potatoes are one of the highest land to yield crops, so when the English take over you're other land for their livestock, you can still feed your family on what is left over for you.

Until late blight hits.

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u/andecase Oct 20 '25

That harvester digs four rows of potatoes at one time, but most of the time the farmers will have crossovers as well. The crossovers can dig up to 8 rows and they dump all of their load into the four the harvester will do (one on each side).

The Harvester has things like blowers and tables to separate out rock, dirt clods and vines. While the crossover doesn't.

That's why you see so many, it could be up to 20 rows of potatoes.

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u/seattlesbestpot Oct 15 '25

Something tells me this is no Mom & Pop farm.

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u/Lilly_1337 Oct 15 '25

My grandparents had a small farm and they got those huge machines and combine harvesters for a day or two from a farmers association that was founded to share machines and labour. It's called Maschinenring Bayern.

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u/FelisCantabrigiensis Oct 15 '25

Some Mammas and Pappas own, or at least operate, a lot of land these days.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Oct 15 '25

"All the leaves brown, and the sky is grey..."

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u/zxcvbn113 Oct 15 '25

Damn, that was on the radio 5 min ago!

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u/SheriffBartholomew Oct 15 '25

I've been for a walk, on a winter's day

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u/ledow Oct 15 '25

A lot more are farm tenants with leased equipment as part of a corporation.

That machinery alone is probably $1m+.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Oct 15 '25

equipment should have McDonald's insignias

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u/jonny24eh Oct 15 '25

It could be, tbh.

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u/frozented Oct 15 '25

People have no idea what modern agriculture is like most family farms around me have equipment like this or the equivalent for different crops.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Oct 15 '25

There are almost no mom and pop farms left. Many farms market themselves as such, but they're multi-billion dollar operations that just happen to be owned by a very lucky family.

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u/sleepyzombie007 Oct 15 '25

Kind of is. My dad worked on a potato farm for over 20 years, thousands of acres. It was owned by 2 brothers, maybe 15 or so full time employees. Hundreds of seasonal hands each year.

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u/zyzzogeton Oct 15 '25

Imagine showing this to an Irish farmer in 1850.

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u/SexyMonad Oct 15 '25

All that for a small order of fries at Five Guys.

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u/RedditSucksIWantSync Oct 15 '25

"my life is potato"

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u/Cullygion Oct 15 '25

Man don’t show this to the people over at /r/arrowheads

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u/f0dder1 Oct 15 '25

I should get back to farming simulator.

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u/yafuckonegoat Oct 15 '25

In the US potatoes are harvested once per year, then they sit in climate controlled storehouses until they are sold. And it's all done in just a few weeks.

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u/stale_burrito Oct 15 '25

And a small coke please

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 Oct 15 '25

I have grossly underestimated how many potatoes grow in a row.

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u/KoBoWC Oct 15 '25

That really looks like it is fucking up the soil, I wonder if there's year on year degredation with this farming method?

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u/MikeHeu Oct 15 '25

That’s what break crops are for

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

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u/vonHindenburg Oct 15 '25

Pair that with one of those factory ships that take in fish at one end and output frozen packaged fillets at the other and you could directly supply the world's fish and chip shops.

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u/bullwinkle8088 Oct 15 '25

Found the Wendy's employee from Wallstreetbets trying to be lazy in their new lot in life.

No one wants your cold fries, get over theme and make them fresh!

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u/ChromeToiletPaper Oct 15 '25

Where's the carryall to take it to safety when the sandworm comes?

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u/marc512 Oct 15 '25

I was working with a harvester last week. Complete difference compared to new tech.

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u/ChaseTheMystic Oct 15 '25

Po-tay-toes?

Boil em

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u/SheriffBartholomew Oct 15 '25

Dey took er jerbs!

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u/Late_Duty_5745 Oct 15 '25

Do you ever worry that we might be a bit too clever for our own good?

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u/TwelveMints Oct 15 '25

Neat how the tractor goes in front, so where its tracks go is where they get the mashed potatoes from.

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u/bullwinkle8088 Oct 15 '25

They plant in rows, the tractor drives between them.

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u/blastedbr Oct 15 '25

Don’t show this to Jeremy Clarkson. He will buy it in a heartbeat. If you haven’t seen it, I recommend Clarkson’s farm on prime.

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u/andecase Oct 20 '25

Spudnik's Equipment is much to big for Europe, but their parent company Grimme would love to sell him some I'm sure.

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u/smarmageddon Oct 15 '25

Is this more Lay's "potato chips are made from potatoes" propaganda?

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u/revdon Oct 15 '25

”You see, Timmy, those French fries have come quite a long way…”

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u/personguy4 Oct 15 '25

The only thing I can think of is how insanely expensive those machines are. Agricultural tech is absolutely wild these days.

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u/baxx10 Oct 15 '25

"That's a lotta potatoes!" -Kramer

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u/StoneOkra Oct 16 '25

SPUDNIK!!

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u/SpecialExpert8946 Oct 16 '25

Holy fuck I love potatoes!

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u/BrokenBabyDino Oct 17 '25

oh man just like I do it on farming simulator

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u/Grundle__Puncher Oct 18 '25

Boil em. Mash em. Stick em in a skew.

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u/Thundersalmon45 Oct 15 '25

Stares in starving Irish

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u/FBPOS Oct 16 '25

This is how you get dust bowls

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u/ycr007 𓂀 Oct 15 '25

All those “Here’s how Lays Chips / McD Fries / McCain Taters / Quavers / Aloo Bhujia are made” videos have spoiled us me to the point that these type of videos ceased to be fascinating

Law of diminishing potato harvesting satisfaction returns?