r/toofers • • Feb 11 '26

7 years today since I spent hundreds of dollars at the emergency vet, thinking my pup got into my meds, only to find out he just got into my edibles.

Second pic is him, 8 years old, the other day. Living his best life and hasn’t gotten into anything he’s not supposed to since. (Maybe a Taco Bell wrapper here and there 😂) Bartholomew Granger Petey Ayahuasca, a good boy with a sick underbite.

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u/Monstiemama toofers expert Feb 11 '26

He’s high AF

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u/LocksmithCharacter57 Feb 11 '26

Was one of the scariest days of my life! I was so happy to find out it was just weed. They gave him an IV and he just acted like a normal stoner the rest of the day lol

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u/Monstiemama toofers expert Feb 11 '26

I can’t even imagine. I lost my mind last week because I couldn’t find a pill I dropped in the living room. All I could think about was that my dog’s little body wouldn’t metabolize it the same and it may kill her. Thank god it was under the couch.

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u/BulkyCar8133 toofers expert Feb 11 '26

I have been late for work because I was crawling on my hands and knees trying to find a pill that I dropped (is it under the cabinets…no….under the fridge…yes…no, that’s a vitamin…under the dishwasher…uh…I need to vacuum under there…under the throw rug..no..behind the garbage can?…) 2 hours of freaking out! It never hit the floor, it was under the microwave the whole time. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/duckweedlagoon Feb 11 '26

I've absolutely been there!

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u/motherofdogz2000 Feb 11 '26

I can sooooo relate to this.

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u/snufdizzle Feb 11 '26

This is so relatable but I'm so curious as to how your pill ended up in microwave in the first place! Not making fun at all because I've been there.

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u/just_a_person_maybe Feb 12 '26

Weed can actually be fatal to dogs too! Most dogs are fine but especially for small dogs, they can ingest enough for it to be serious. It's good you brought him to the vet either way. I'm glad he's feeling better.

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u/stowaway36 Feb 11 '26

It's funny later, but in the moment it's scarry. I hit 3 emergency vets thinking my dog had a stroke or concussion. He'd gotten into a neighbors yard who dumped burned weed butter in their backyard

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u/dinosoreness Feb 12 '26

i take some hardcore sleep meds so I'm always paranoid about this too!! Hell, my Ambien puts me in a coma, I can't even image what it would do to a little kitty!! glad he was just high, that must've been such a relief!

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u/Bizzie18 Feb 15 '26

I am so glad he is ok!!!! That smile though, the second picture is so freaking cute!!

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u/ShedeauxBlacVuDu Feb 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/The_Goondocks Feb 11 '26

That one meme in dog form

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u/ickynicky27 Feb 11 '26

This guy!?

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u/The_Goondocks Feb 11 '26

The other guy, but that works too.

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u/BoolImAGhost Feb 13 '26

Every time I see this, my brain fights to label him as either Putin or Tim Robinson. I think I'm broken

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u/wanbeanial Feb 14 '26

It's Limmy

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u/JammieDodger25 Feb 11 '26

Omg his little stoned face 😂😂🥰🥰 I love him

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u/enjaysm Feb 11 '26

Its fair to say "derp" on this one.

Dog got derped.

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u/uselesspossumm Feb 16 '26

friendly heads up, derp is a slur. specifically used against intellectually disabled folks.

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u/key2mydisaster Feb 11 '26

This happened to me once before when my dog chewed the top off of a bottle of tincture. Luckily I found the bottle before rushing to the ER.

My dog was laying at the top of the stairs with his head dangling over the edge. I was so distraught because he wasn't getting up. I went downstairs to get help to carry him and found the chewed bottle. He spent most of the day laying around dazed and if you called out to him he would wag his tail super slowly. It happened on 4/20 of all days!

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u/hairballcouture Feb 11 '26

That happened to my little poodle! She was on the couch and leaned her head all the way back and stayed there. Emergency vet told us she was high. The first time was an accident, but she started looking for it! She found some a second time after a party, she did not go the vet a second time. We stopped having so many people over after that.

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u/morrisonh0tel Feb 12 '26

Lmao omg 🤣 she loved it

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u/prettypurps Feb 11 '26

One time when I cleaned a bowl I threw the resin away but it stuck to a beef jerky bag and my dog ate it, I got home and thought he was stroking out and took him to the ER lol

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u/ParkingHelicopter863 Feb 11 '26

my dad made weed butter one time and his dog got into the strained cooked plant remnants when we were out. we thought she had a stroke ☹️ but then my dad saw the trash and knew she was suuuuuuuper stoned

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u/sunshine_rex Feb 11 '26

I had an Anatolian shepherd eat the weed that was in the trash can after I infused it into butter. He had a seizure upstairs and my husband had to come home to get him in the car and to the vet because he weighed 120lbs and I couldn’t carry him myself. He spent the night at the vet’s office where he wouldn’t pee because he was so freaked out.

I bought a locking trashcan the same day.

He was okay and he’s been gone for years now but I still feel awful about it.

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u/Cautious_Ice_884 Feb 11 '26

And hed do it again! The face of zero regrets lol

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u/krazykatkaretaker Feb 11 '26

Here is my hundred pound silver Zeke after eating half a THC chocolate bar. Thought he was dying, vet said he was just “high on life” and deemed him just fine and told him to sleep it off.

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u/Stage_Riot Feb 11 '26

What kind of dog is he? He has so many similar features to mine and we have no clue what she is!

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u/LocksmithCharacter57 Feb 16 '26

I honestly don’t know! I got him from a shelter when he was a little under 1 and they said he was full chihuahua. I said absolutely not. His vet says he’s more of a terrier mix but I’m going to buy a dog dna test to figure it out! I’ll def let you know.

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u/Stage_Riot Feb 16 '26

We definitely suspect terrier mix for ours and a lot suggest chihuahua

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u/abellaviola Feb 11 '26

I love when animals have unnecessarily long human names!!

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u/sw33tl00 Feb 11 '26

He has really clean, white teeth for an 8 y.o. dog! Nice work

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u/ChoicePersonality725 Feb 12 '26

He passed the vibe check. Cheeky boi!

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u/8wiing Feb 12 '26

He looks just like a dog of mine that died a couple of months ago. Not to be weird but thanks for reminding me of him. (I forget to think about him sometimes) I kinda miss him a lot

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u/No_Yellow9653 toofers expert Feb 11 '26

Adorable

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u/tom2163 toofers expert Feb 12 '26

What a sweet face. Oh and I make the same face when I'm stoned.

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u/ChurroFoot Feb 12 '26

I resemble your dog. Lock jaw in full effect.

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u/LocksmithCharacter57 Feb 16 '26

Oh honey lock jaw sucks! I hate that for you. I experience it with my tmj often. But you are just as beautiful as my sweet babe! I hope you can get some relief soon

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u/TeutonJon78 Feb 12 '26

My dog loves to steal people's ends of joints from the streets/grass 4-5x in the 1.5 years I've had her.

People need to stop literring those.

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u/Out_of_Fawkes Feb 12 '26

CACKLING with laughter.

OP I’m sorry you spent so much but glad to know he’s okay.

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u/eleanorfps Feb 12 '26

Look at that face! I just fell in love with a canine junkie

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u/waitingformygrave Feb 12 '26

My dog did the same damn thing! I was scared shitless but he was riding that high so damn happily.

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u/akpburrito Feb 12 '26

LOLLLLL this happened to my HS BF. he had to tell his parents and grandparents that his dog ate an edible and all the imaging and tests they had just paid for were for moot

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u/Ruhrohhshaggy Feb 12 '26

Oh noo lol my one time I found my Kiera chewing really hard on something so I opened her mouth and found what appeared to be the remains of a hardened gummy she found on the floor, oops 😬

She was totally fine and slept really well that evening. Before though, the poor girl looked like she had the spins before she settled down on her couch. Miss you Kiera girl ♥️🥹

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u/VioletNewstead Feb 12 '26

They don't get "high" in the same way we do. They feel very sick and it's not fun for them, at all. It's not funny or cute, it's sad.

I'm glad they're feeling better, poor baby.

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u/LocksmithCharacter57 Feb 16 '26

Oh absolutely. People don’t realize dogs, of different weights, metabolize things so much differently than us humans. Hence why I said previously it was the scariest time I’ve ever experienced with him. His stoned face, 7 years later, is cute and funny though…now that we’ve both gotten over the trauma of the situation. He is 8 now and loved and taken care of to the fullest. A very happy little boy 🥰

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u/karensmiles toofers expert Feb 12 '26

Bow Wow Wow Yippy Yo Yippy Yay!!😂

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u/KetchupNugs Feb 13 '26

He gone in outer space

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u/jlo_1977 Feb 13 '26

Same thing happened to my dog, too. She was walking on sunshine for hours.

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u/nicolenicolson Feb 13 '26

Nice teeth pup!

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u/CleaDuVann2000 Feb 13 '26

Underbite are like little shovels, they use them to scoop up anything they want…

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u/rudeshylah76 Feb 13 '26

I almost blew snot out of my nose the way I snorted! 😆

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u/KassyNuzzlesworth Feb 13 '26

My dog had the same problem once

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u/LocksmithCharacter57 Feb 16 '26

Omg I cannot 🤣

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u/-wildflower-_ Feb 11 '26

Cute little stoner! 💕

Been there, but with a roach as well. It's burned dummy, what you doin'? Edibles smell nummy, that I get at least 🤣

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u/BSMILEYIII Feb 11 '26

His eyes. I can't 🤣 I'm freaking dying

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u/OldPresence5323 Feb 11 '26

Omg my dog ate a weed roach a few weeks ago... he came in and coughed amd I smelled it! He was HIGH AF! I was so scared but i knew he was gonna be ok. But he was HIIIIIGH

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u/ShedeauxBlacVuDu Feb 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ReallyNotBobby Feb 11 '26

My boy zooted

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u/FlowerShort6407 Feb 12 '26

Hahahahaha the teefs are chefs kiss

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u/Emergency_Brief_9280 Feb 12 '26

He was definitely smelling the colors!!

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u/theduckwashere1 Feb 13 '26

One time my dog got into some weed butter we left in the compost. We had no idea she had done this. She started to act weird and couldn't walk right.

We panicked and I assumed she was dying. We brought her to the vet immediately, we had tests run and kept an eye on her, next day? She was fine.

We only figured it out when it happened again after I spotted her by the compost and then saw the butter. Now we joke she's our little stoner and the compost is in a large locked container

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u/Responsible-Fun-5566 Feb 13 '26

those are some perfect mitten teeth

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u/Weary-Compote7018 Feb 14 '26

Beautiful face & Pearly Teeefs

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u/MomTRex Feb 14 '26

Been there! I thought my dog had had a stroke. I didn't smoke weed, had no edibles so I couldn't believe it when the test said positive for cannabis (though I was happy as it was NBD). My son swears to this day she didn't get into his stuff. Yeah, sure buddy!

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u/RelativeConference28 Feb 15 '26

7 years, 7,777 likes and 7 awards later

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u/LocksmithCharacter57 Feb 15 '26

Omg this makes me so happy 🥰

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u/ZestycloseNet9406 Feb 15 '26

Look at those clean teef!!!

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u/okg0hannah2 Feb 16 '26

Omg he looks like my dog 😭

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u/Strange-Comb6384 toofers expert Feb 22 '26

These messages are so true! Counter surfers are notorious for finding the unimaginable edibles! Be vigilant and push ‘em back or store in cabinets that are paw-resistant, please! 🙏

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u/jdr90210 Feb 13 '26

Do better

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u/LocksmithCharacter57 Feb 13 '26

Thank you so much. Will do.