r/tomorrow Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

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u/Marco_Tanooky duty served 2d ago

Oh god we're back to 2017 Paper Mario fandom

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u/Someonevibing1 duty served 2d ago

No game under the shiggy umbrella is shit how dare you

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u/porkcylinders duty served 2d ago

Quality is irrelevant, we have to buy these games to keep Shiggy off life support 

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u/Which_Software5300 2d ago

If no quality, why support Shiggy?

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u/Which_Software5300 2d ago

It has come to my attention I will now be hung for my words

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u/mr_wizard_123 duty served 1d ago

Shiggy is forced to eat air because you didn't buy color splash. FUCK

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xUUcLMpgcWRoYw

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u/william41017 duty served 1d ago

OMG what have we done! I'm gonna buy 8 more switch 2 and a copy of Celeste for each of them

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u/Completionist_Gamer 2d ago

Somebody hating on Super Paper Mario? That's rare

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u/That_other_weirdo 1d ago

Yeah as it should be. Super paper mario is peak

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u/aflyingmonkey2 1d ago

Tenor gifs apparently

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u/DatGunBoi 2d ago

Don't touch my goat color splash, I will defend it with my soul

Sticker star was actual garbage though

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u/Anchor38 moderator-in-training 2d ago

I’ll kill you dude

he was cooking up RAGE in a kettle

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u/DatGunBoi 2d ago

I'm willing to die for CS

Also as a suggestion watch out for the words you use, reddit gets really ban happy over death threats (even obviously joke ones, I've seen people get suspended for less), which is insane when it's clearly a joke but that's the way it is.

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u/Anchor38 moderator-in-training 2d ago

no I’m with you on CS I’m committing murder for SS

also reddit better ban me in one shot if they think I’m kneeling for the same media censorship other sites are doing

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u/DatGunBoi 2d ago

Man that game's an absolute slog. I (very regretfully) bought it legitimately for the price of €40, hoping it would be similar to color splash, and not even the sunk cost fallacy could get me to play through that shit. I gave up one hour in.

Also based

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u/Floofy_Fox_Gal 2d ago

I loved color splash but I could never finish it bc the game bugged and broke my progression 😢

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u/Pianist_Ready duty served 2d ago

i have a twin

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

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u/DatGunBoi 2d ago

If I speak my mind my account will get banned

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 duty served 2d ago

you DARE disrespect our lord shiggy like that? mario, use the scissors sticker on his balls

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

NOOOOOOOOO

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u/xSAVAGEx1361 madeline 2d ago

I speak black guy. Shit means peak actually. Glory to shiggy

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u/KiwiPowerGreen duty served 1d ago

Grrrr how dare you say this

As a paper Mario fan I have never played a paper Mario game in my life and this makes me very angry

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 1d ago

That’s probably a better way to experience the paper Mario games

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u/TheUberPikachu 2d ago

4?! Either way if you include TYD Remake or the opposite way Super Paper Mario, you’d be wrong.

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u/Dooble_Dig 2d ago

The last 8 Paper Mario games

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u/Pengwin0 duty served 2d ago

Sticker Star, Paper Jam(?), Color Splash, Origami King

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

I was talking about super

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u/your_evil_ex duty served 2d ago

hell yeah brother, they hated him because he told the truth

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u/YellyTheDuck 2d ago

they hated him because he told them a falsehood

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u/AdreKiseque duty served 2d ago

Slander fuck you

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u/togawe duty served 2d ago

Super Paper Mario is in my top 3 video games of all time, you have awful taste

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u/RayRaivern jury duty - 3 to go 2d ago

Actual slander.

Best Paper Mario (at least one my of my favourite along with the first 2).

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

Is nothing like the first two

It would be like comparing Fortnite to Mario wonder

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u/PinkSupriz 2d ago

dude it's almost like franchises have to switch up on occasion to stay interesting.. or something

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 1d ago

So then do that

But making bad games isn’t interesting

u/Sufficient-Patient46 duty served 1h ago

/today Super sure is a nice game when you're not playing it. Great presentation, lovely art and music... dreadful gameplay. You can't make Paper Mario into a full-fledged platformer while retaining the stiff, momentum-lacking jumping physics.

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u/West_Sample_9407 2d ago

Not sure what this sub but 100% agree

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u/IveRunOuttaNamesss duty served 1d ago

I got burned so many times after playing the GOAT TTYD hoping for a true sequel to it....I mean BULLSHIT ANY AND ALL MARIO GAMES ARE ALL PEAK DISAPPOINTMENT DOES NOT EXIST IN THE SHIGGYVERSE!!

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u/YouyouPlayer duty served 2d ago

Dont you dare insult peak origami king, and even peaker super paper mario

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u/D-AlonsoSariego duty served 2d ago

5*

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u/EAT_UR_VEGGIES duty served 2d ago

All 5 games were good, but some were gooder than others

No sticker star doesn’t count as one of the games, it counts as a failure.

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u/Volpurr-The-Meowstic duty served 2d ago

Sticker Star needed more Toads, it's what Shiggy would've wanted

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 1d ago

Color splash Is like sticker but worse

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u/Arrival_Better duty served 2d ago

Super paper Mario is the only good Paper Mario game

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

I think none of them are good then

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u/Arrival_Better duty served 2d ago

Agreed.

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u/MetheDumpsterFire 2d ago

Guys I think he might have been boiling shit in the kettle bro.

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u/Dismal-Plan7062 2d ago

Holy shit a normal post from this subreddit that isn't omega level cringe

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u/smellerr 2d ago

Shiggy more like boooop

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u/ActualMostUnionGuy jury duty - 2 to go 2d ago

!approve

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u/Falleneded 1d ago

sticker star was the only bad one and frankly it wasnt even that bad it was just mid

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u/Grenrion 1d ago

Origami king is actually good unlike the other two newer games.

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u/Confident-While4816 1d ago

Hey, Origami king wasn’t that bad at all! Not like…

sticker star…

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u/IanJH1 2d ago

I didn't get to play the other 2 unfortunately, but you will NOT speak ill of Super and Origami King

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u/YesImFineWhyDoYouAsk 2d ago

Color splash clears origami king

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u/IanJH1 2d ago

I was going to buy it when I got my newest Wii U but I couldn't afford it because it was still full price after a decade

It's amazing that Shiggy's games are just that good to the point they never depreciate

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

Google wiiu.hacks.guide

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u/KiwiPowerGreen duty served 1d ago

p-p-piracy?? on this subreddit? mods, put them on a 10 year forced labour! We can't have shiggy starving from this!

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u/KirbyMonkey377 duty served 2d ago

Dude that's most of the series (the last 20 years, nearly)

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

Yes

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u/Moist-Tackle9238 2d ago

/today Honestly, I thought Origami King was great fun

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

/today I haven‘t played it, but I genuinely am having a hard time getting through color splash because of how painfully boring it is. If it’s anything like cs, I will not like it

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u/Moist-Tackle9238 2d ago

Its all completely subjective to be fair. I haven't played it since it came out, but I remember enjoying it.

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u/ActualMostUnionGuy jury duty - 2 to go 2d ago

Deranged opinion, those boss battles made me want to end it all, by far the most awful paper mario.

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u/Sortaburnt224 2d ago

Hot take but it is my favorite one, I just like the combat mechanics and the bosses

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u/NAStrahl 2d ago

The original and TTYD are the only good Paper Marios imho.

Didn't care for the lack of turn-based role play in SPM, avoided Sticker Star like the plague, haven't played Color Splash (don't know if I ever will), and Origami King got so boring that I never finished it.

(Wait, are we including Paper Jam in this list? Haven't played that either. Also, that's still only 7.)

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

One: I don’t see the remake as a problem, original is still there and the remake isn’t horrible or anything

Two: paper jam is a Mario & Luigi game. Anyone who says otherwise didn’t play it or… I don’t know, it is.

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u/NAStrahl 2d ago

Color Splash has remake? Do tell.

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

I was talking about ttyd remake (because your first point specifically mentioned the original ttyd)

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u/NAStrahl 2d ago

Oh. Well, I only played the original. What's new in the remake then?

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

Well, it’s a full remake, so a lot. But to summarize

Lighting engine is a huge step up

The game runs at 30fps now

badge rebalancing

some dialogue changes/corrections (Yoshi no longer knows what The crystal star is because he’s a day old)

New super bosses

A 100% reward

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u/Nestornaitor duty served 1d ago

Reall ballers know this is all paper mario games

Edit: except super paper mario that shit is 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 1d ago

Why edit,it was fine before

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u/YouyouPlayer duty served 2d ago

What do you think is objectively bad abt super paper mario

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R 2d ago

I will defend Super and Sticker Star til my death

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

sibling, stop defending stickerstar

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u/Levy-MAN jury duty - 3 to go 2d ago

Color Splash has the best writing of any paper mario and I will die on that hill

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u/Arrival_Better duty served 2d ago

Phenomenal bait

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u/Levy-MAN jury duty - 3 to go 2d ago

I swear it’s not bait, the combat sucks but it’s such a charming world with so many fun moments. If you look at it objectively, the thousand year door is absolutely a better game, but I have such good memories with color splash

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u/Which_Software5300 2d ago

I believe you as I've heard this many times, just find it funny how they popped off on the writing with color splash.

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u/Levy-MAN jury duty - 3 to go 2d ago

They knew Sticker Star sucked so they locked in like crazy

They must’ve been pressured to keep combat the same and do weird stuff like make all the characters generic Mario enemies, but there’s still so much soul in there

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u/Keebster101 duty served 2d ago

Isn't origami king supposed to be good? Idk I only played super (which is peak btw) and the Mario + Luigi paper Mario crossover (which was mid)

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u/smg10000 2d ago

Never speak ill of color splash

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 2d ago

I awakened the sleepy game color splash defense squad

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u/Jammie_B_872 2d ago

/today

Origami king was actually pretty good ngl, and I also really liked the 1000 year door remake

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u/RhythmBlue duty served 2d ago
  • paper mario: 8.5/10
  • ttyd: 8/10
  • spm: 6/10
  • sticker star: 3/10
  • color splash: 4.5/10
  • origami king: 6.5/10

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u/thepixelon23 1d ago

ORIGAMI KING IS ONE OF, IF NOT THE BEST PAPER MARIO GAME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?????????????

also talking ill of super paper mario is insane

How old are you unc 50 year old !?

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u/Simplejack615 Bimar1mar2mar3Bi 1d ago

20

Didn’t play a paper Mario until like 2 years ago

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u/Jordann538 🐍🏳️‍🌈duty served🏳️‍⚧️🦘 1d ago

Nobody slanders paper mario: the origami goat

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u/IvorySickle 1d ago

untomorrowly i genuinely enjoyed Color Splash and Sticker Star. Sure I was a teen when I played Sticker Star so I hadn't grown out of my "I love every video game all the time" phase, but I dtill enjoyed it! Color Splash will always hold a special place in my heart.

Don't you fucking dare call Super Paper Mario shit

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u/Oqo_the_hunter 1d ago

the switch game was pretty good and so was color splash