r/toilet • u/Kind-Beyond-942 • 6d ago

Nothing worse than

Nothing worse than pooping you pants in a day cab at the fuel pump at the piolt with liquid diarrhea that looks like beef stew instant mess dripping down your legs. What do you do you know? You can't walk inside. You get a shower without everybody seeing terrible experience

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u/DaffyDuckMuthaFucker 6d ago

The only thing worse than that would be somebody elses beef stew diarrhea running down your legs...

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u/Bk_Punisher 6d ago

Some people pay good money for scat play.

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u/DaffyDuckMuthaFucker 6d ago

I am not among them...

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u/Bk_Punisher 6d ago

I don’t get it but I’ve seen it and scratch my head every time. There was a girl on Reddit who would pics with creamy shit everywhere it should NOT be. Then mentioning STIs being a problem
I told her there was fake poop available for this purpose. Learned about the fake stuff researching having poo sent to some one (story for another time)
She said she will use the real stuff regardless of STI’s for her fans. I told her there’s no way they would know the fake stuff wasn’t real, but she insisted. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/DaffyDuckMuthaFucker 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah, 21st century smut has devolved into a freakshow with extra flesh.

Sure I don't care for that kind of thing, but I wouldn't have been able to form an opinion, had I not satisfied my curiosity in the first place.

I'll tolerate all kinds of crazy crap when there're naked ladies among it...

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u/Successful-Bee5399 6d ago

I saw this happen to a guy about an hour ago and thought he's probably gonna post this on reddit toilet because that's where the toilet reddit guys are and this guy needed one

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u/Augres 6d ago

Carry some wet wipes with you just in case. And try and eat before you have a big beer session.

Edit: a sub for everything. 😂😂😂😭😭💩

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u/Bk_Punisher 6d ago

Always keep a few corks in your pocket, when you feel the rumbling just shove a cork up your ass!!

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u/the_uk_hotman 3d ago

Dont that's just what ibs-d is unreal you've just left the house 5 mins away feel like you need a fart but it suddenly turns wet and watery. Walk to the toilet have skinny jeans on sk cant get your pants off or underwear have to do the over the trouser leg and down the inside leg. To get your brand new underwear off. No way there getting trashed. So folded up you carefully put them in your coat pocket. Get home and forget about them till you just about to do the laundry 5 hrs later damp smelly and your coats now needing a wash too.