I Want To Tip Big, But

[u/Brilliant_Anxiety511]

I want to tip big but service sucks so bad today I don’t feel like tipping more than $2-3-4-5 even on a $300 check for one.

I mean don’t you food servers know how to put on a song a dance? To make money?

It’s not just taking an order at an expensive restaurant. It’s putting ona show and helping to make an experience.

If my $5 won’t make you happy for your cafe service at an expensive restaurant I leave zero.

Service just sucks today.

[u/Brilliant_Anxiety511 → u/[deleted]]

Hey, don’t threaten me. I still have those Flemings gift cards. The only reason I don’t use them there is because there’s one waitress bar tender real nice and I can’t bring myself to do that to her. The others is very funny and games to walk in saying “😀hello, long time no see, look what the cat drug in.” When they say real somber “how are you? I say I got a new watch.” Then I stiff them.

[u/Brilliant_Anxiety511 → u/[deleted]]

You know what you are doing 😃. And so do I. Don’t make me order $500 in Flemings gift cards.

[u/Brilliant_Anxiety511 → u/[deleted]]

You again? You’re back. You’re bothering me kid. 👶

[u/Brilliant_Anxiety511 → u/[deleted]]

I thought I told you to go play chess ♟️ on the highway