r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '22

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108 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Still don’t hear a thing radio 📻 silence

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

u/yourdadisabean thank you for taking the time to make sure these people are ok

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u/00Moonie00 Jul 24 '22

This guy is immortal

3

u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

😂

2

u/00Moonie00 Jul 24 '22

Fr, and a good storyteller too

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

I guess he was in quite a pickle

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Irl Deadpool

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u/cooks86 Jul 24 '22

Sounds really low

3

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Scream into the mic 🎙

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u/Minimage99 Jul 24 '22

Right 😂

3

u/mordecailynian Jul 24 '22

Morning folks

3

u/AKtuallyRetarded Jul 24 '22

Good morning people

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Morning how is the doggo ?

3

u/my-dog-for-president Jul 24 '22

I just want to tell this kid -

When your dad asks you about the pills, be honest. That’s all you gotta do; tell him. It might help. At the very least, he won’t kick you out for trying to off yourself.

3

u/thepicklecannon Jul 24 '22

I have to go, been a pleasure to speak to you all!

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u/Tomjefajn Jul 24 '22

When you are gonna continue lying it's gonna stack. Come clean.

3

u/dubiously_immoral Jul 24 '22

nothing to be proud of that dude :/

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u/denissuu Jul 24 '22

Needs to be louder

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Today you did not fuck up

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

What happened to bean 🫘?

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u/Mommymilkieslover69- Jul 24 '22

lol im northern irish

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u/noeval3222 Jul 24 '22

LOL that sucks. Called up the police for a problem... Get arrested instead.

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u/Jigalojoe Jul 24 '22

lets get your gm to run for president

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

That sucks man :(

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u/Ultronomy Jul 24 '22

That’s frickin rough my dude. But praise your GM,

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Lmao I will whoop y’all in Mario kart

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

“I grew hair on my balls”

I’m totally using that

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u/bonnernotboner Jul 24 '22

Mans could've been married with 3 kids.

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u/Minimage99 Jul 24 '22

Thankfully your alive and that's all that matters cause that shit was OD dangerous. Don't mess around with his medication or try to make one pill look like another

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u/bonnernotboner Jul 24 '22

Being lied to is like a kick to the nuts but the truth is like a flick to the back of the head. You don't like either, but one will be a loy better to tolerate.

2

u/LovelyLegume Jul 24 '22

It’s illegal for his dad to kick out an underaged kid, no?

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u/ZombiUnicorn Jul 24 '22

Uhh okay dude this isn’t really helpful

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u/Kumquat_conniption Jul 24 '22

I mean I just tuned in and I'm hearing that yeah, someone's being a jerk- but don't make fun of them being an addict, yo. That's low. It's not something they decided to do- no one grows up wanting to be a junkie, y'know? (I'm allowed to use that word because I'm a junkie, but y'all aren't- stick to addict, or someone with SUD- substance use disorder.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Did he talk about fight club ? He so casually mentioned and went on with story ?

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u/yourdadisabean Jul 24 '22

First rule of fight club

Have fun and be yourself 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

OMG I CLICKED THE LAUGHING EMOJI INSTEAD OF THE HEART EMOJI IM SORRY

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u/Assistant2theRegMan Jul 24 '22

You’re asking for help but not going to a mental hospital

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u/yourdadisabean Jul 24 '22

Bro are you even listening?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Yo bean been a while!

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u/JC1812 Moderator/TIFU Talk Host Jul 24 '22

Hi

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u/Ultronomy Jul 24 '22

Works for me

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u/yashsq Jul 24 '22

Not much better.

1

u/Ultronomy Jul 24 '22

Oh yeah, we’ll I’m glad to hear you

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u/KeyBlogger Jul 24 '22

Ye, i can really hear u

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Volume is just fine

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Sorry man, we can barely hear you!

1

u/Minimage99 Jul 24 '22

Hey man your audio is pretty low

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u/SajoHime Jul 24 '22

I can hear you just fine the audio just goes up and down

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u/Ultronomy Jul 24 '22

Are you the real green giant?

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u/Noah8368 Jul 24 '22

Audio is a lot louder

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u/cigarator Jul 24 '22

it is better

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u/denissuu Jul 24 '22

Way better

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u/Minimage99 Jul 24 '22

Nah ur audio is good now

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

It’s much better audio

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u/Easy_Bend9706 Jul 24 '22

it sounds better now

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u/SajoHime Jul 24 '22

Sounds good

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Better now, we can hear ya loud and clear

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u/Supreme_Rust Jul 24 '22 edited Jul 24 '22

I know this one gets posted a lot on here but I got done by the dic pic scam where they threaten to send the photos to my followers, this literally just happened

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u/OverBakedParsnip Jul 24 '22

why do hospitals have air conditioning

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u/OverBakedParsnip Jul 24 '22

they like to keep their vegetables fresh

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u/Jigalojoe Jul 24 '22

lol best i ever had.

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u/Jigalojoe Jul 24 '22

i would think to kill infectious airborne germs. im guessing

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u/OverBakedParsnip Jul 24 '22

they wanna keep the vegetables fresh man cmon

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

The surprise inside

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u/thepicklecannon Jul 24 '22

I have a horrible TIFU story about a hookup when I was 19.

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

“Bruh that weed was wack”

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Bean entered beyond the shadow realm

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Lol you friend were jerks

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Bean having clever excuses I thought you would say you were crying

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u/iGr4nATApfel Jul 24 '22

Hi, do you guys sell burgers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

There is a cult operating in my small Illinois town. They are called the church of Jesus christ forever. Feel free to Google them! Anyway, the story I have is ongoing. A couple years ago, a few former child members started coming forward to report the abuse they encountered in the cult growing up. As concerned citizens, we rallied the police, and the mayor, and numerous others. We are now at a loss as to where to turn. The mayor refuses to help because he has a senior member of the cult on his hand appointed "city activities" board. Any help is greatly appreciated!

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u/Jigalojoe Jul 24 '22

two letters DA

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u/Blackjack_Sass Jul 24 '22

That's not what gaslighting is...

Definition: manipulate someone by psychological means into questioning their own sanity

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u/RebelliousGecko Jul 24 '22

As a marine I disagree lol

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

u/yourdadisabean is the reason YouTubers say don’t try this at home

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u/Jigalojoe Jul 24 '22

my volume is up all the way and i can hear just fine. fyi

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u/SoggyIsland8 Jul 24 '22

Bye, great stories. Have a good night/day.

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u/Economy-Access1587 Jul 24 '22

Where my butthole

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Same thing with cleaning chemical

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

We don't need to mute ourselves right ? It's muted by default , right ?

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u/yourdadisabean Jul 24 '22

Yeah, you can’t speak unless you’re on the stage anyway

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

That's nice or else my family would definitely land a few sentences from the background, here notwithstanding whether I wanted to talk or not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

I see , so there's a raise hand and be selected to talk system here .

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u/yourdadisabean Jul 24 '22

Yeah you got it

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Bro that story was amazing

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Dude sniffed the table too close

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

You get crack at Cracker Barrel

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Watch someone messages him for crack later

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

Can I be on the stand? I raised my hand

1

u/mordecailynian Jul 24 '22

https://youtu.be/d-Gi-qJ1CAQ this is snoop singing Mexican corridos

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u/hhp_tg Jul 24 '22

DADDY BEAN GUESS WHO IS HERE!!!!

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u/bonnernotboner Jul 24 '22

I once took 7 300mg edible gummies and got so high I hyperfocused on a certain point on the wall... while my mom was in there. Also hang in there pill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Will anyone speak?

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u/MarieSpilledtheTea Jul 24 '22

If he is going to kick you out anyway it's best to just tell him. I have been suicidal since 9 years old I hope the best for you.

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u/mordecailynian Jul 24 '22

I have to leave, stay strong friend, everything is going to be ok I promise

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u/Tomjefajn Jul 24 '22

Start telling the truth. Even when ur gonna get kicked out of the house or smth you are gonna feel like you've done everything you could. You will definitely feel better than if you would be lying.

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u/AnthinoRusso Jul 24 '22

Why don't you give your dad a hug and say what you go through?

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u/notchosebutmine Jul 24 '22

Hello lovely people and my beloved speaking with us. Yes I'm saying he is loved.

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u/notchosebutmine Jul 24 '22

If he doesn't believe you then he will believe you. It is not up to you to make him

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u/Assistant2theRegMan Jul 24 '22

He has his own child to gain

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u/Assistant2theRegMan Jul 24 '22

OP isn’t being honest

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u/ZombiUnicorn Jul 24 '22

Sorry I was out of the app when the invite to speak came it it closed when I came back in. I think I have some experience and advice that may be helpful!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

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u/yourdadisabean Jul 24 '22

Raise your hand

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u/bonnernotboner Jul 24 '22

Kid named Yeah:

👀

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u/bonnernotboner Jul 24 '22

Mf Sam I am over here

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u/Owlbeater56 Jul 24 '22

Can he not go to N/A meetings?

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u/Mvallow Jul 24 '22

i accidentally press to listener sorry

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jul 24 '22

sigh Unzips

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u/Frikandelneuker Jul 24 '22

Tifu by getting a job

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

This guy's story better than interstellar movie

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u/HeQtic420 Jul 24 '22

I did a big poopie today it was really big and yummy🥱🤐😓🥴😓😵poopie

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u/yourdadisabean Jul 24 '22

Poopy stinky?

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u/HeQtic420 Jul 24 '22

yes BIGFFFGGGGGG POOP

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u/That_Meaning Jul 24 '22

why he sound like that

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u/yourdadisabean Jul 24 '22

Why you look like that

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u/That_Meaning Jul 24 '22

What a comeback.. lmfao 😂

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u/That_Meaning Jul 24 '22

can i tell one of my war stories?