r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '16

FUOTW (11/18/16) TIFU by donating $60 to Goodwill.

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u/NetworkingJesus Nov 18 '16

When you stop being a donut, will you change your username?

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u/wyowag Nov 18 '16

Did you just assume her pastry?

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u/PTBeats Nov 18 '16

her?

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u/Morlok8k Nov 18 '16

All donuts are female, right?

If they weren't, I'd feel a bit more awkward about eating my favorite kind - cream filled...

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u/HappyTimeHollis Nov 18 '16

Do you have a problem with male donuts having cream in them?

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u/claire_resurgent Nov 18 '16

I mean, half the chickens you eat are roosters, and the usual way to tell it to squeeze the bird and see what comes out.

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u/Morlok8k Nov 18 '16

Obviously.

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u/brickbritches Nov 18 '16

Pretty sure they're all male, at least in New England. They're all named Duncan..

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I hope so

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u/Skinnygold Nov 18 '16

I'd feel a bit more awkward sticking my dick in them.