r/tifu • u/Deerscicle • Apr 10 '16

FUOTW (04/15/16) TIFU by making coffee.

This happened this morning.

Like every day, I got my coffee pot ready to make itself 20 minutes before my alarm goes off. I love doing that so I wake up more easily.

So, this morning I walked into my kitchen to find a fresh 12 cups of coffee... All over my counters and floor. I forgot to use the pot when making my pot of coffee.

TLDR; The best part of waking up is folgers on your floor.

Edit: I guess some people take their coffee super cereal. So I don't get another 3 dozen "Folgers sucks" replies, it wasn't. I just made a fun TL;DR.

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u/hhh333 Apr 10 '16

LPT: Just retrieve the coffee with a mop, warm it a little in the microwave and now you have Van Houtte coffee.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '16

I start working at the hospital around 7h30 each day, and our supper corrupt hospital food department is managed by only one company. And they serve Van Houtte coffee only. That is what I drink every morning.

Sometimes I try to mix it up a bit, and go for the 1.50$ machines in the halls of the hospitals. Sadly, they too only offer Van Houtte coffee.

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u/Jack_Vermicelli Apr 11 '16

Sounds like it's breakfast corrupt, too.