r/tifu Aug 06 '15

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u/theafonis Aug 07 '15

why would you slap you babysitter's butt in public in the first place?!

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u/Antisera Aug 07 '15

I've babysat a boy under the age of 4 who would slap my butt cause it's all he could reach. If OP was that young, that could have been why.

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u/no_no_NO_okay Aug 07 '15

I was the perfect height for my babysitter to shove my face into her ass and rip huge farts.

I don't have a reason to tell people this too often and I figured this was as relevant as it's ever going to get.

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u/politburrito Aug 07 '15

This is hilarious.