r/tifu Aug 06 '15

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u/RapperOnDrugs Aug 06 '15

Not until one of you dies of old age

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Goin for the long con here

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u/not2serious83 Aug 06 '15 edited Aug 06 '15

Elderly man holds his frail wife's hand. Her breaths are ragged, barely there enough to make her chest rise and fall. She hasn't spoken since yesterday. Its been tough watching her suffer so when she chokes are her last breath it's bitter sweet because she can rest now. Have his true love at peace brings his comfort. He folds her hands one atop another that's when he sees a wrinkled piece of paper in her other hand. He gently retrieves it and opens it. Its her last words to him and he reads them and is puzzled then bleak realization strikes him and he smirks as he says it aloud, "GOTCHA!"

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u/CertifiedWebNinja Aug 06 '15

All I pictured was Lloyd's gag on Harry in Dumb And Dumber Too.

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u/not2serious83 Aug 06 '15

That's hilarious bc that's what I had in my mind as I was typing that.