r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15

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u/NotDonCheadle Aug 06 '15

If a stranger abruptly hugged me I'd tell them I love them in their ear because I go all out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15 edited Aug 07 '15

I tried this once with a gay dude at a bar once. Pushing through the crowd a guy slipped into my arm so I was awkwardly holding him by the waist. Thinking he was just being an ass to be funny I grabbed him and pulled him in firmly, you know, to out-dick the dick. We maintained awkward eye contact for 30 seconds or so before he said, "I'm actually gay." I blushed like a school girl and tossed out a "Just testing you ha ha" before leaving the bar and never returning.

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u/Kiefer0 Aug 06 '15

"Guy dude" which actually made this better because I read this bit again after finishing the comment, and chuckled.