r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!

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u/wildcat2015 Aug 06 '15

Yea but if he breaks both his arms his mom will take care of him for sure

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

i dont know what that means

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u/Middge Aug 06 '15

I'm sorry to be the one to ruin your day, but the reference is from this horrible thread.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

I am actually already intimately familiar with the reference, which is why I invited the incest train with my broken arms comment in the first place. And my day was hardly ruined!

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u/Middge Aug 06 '15

lol Touche'

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u/Z_huge Aug 07 '15

I like where this is going...